i know u all on a whole new level

 

That's about right.

 

Try eating 4 bananas between shits. I litterally took a 2 foot long dump that looked like 2 connected brown bananas in the bowl.

Shit was so long I felt my throat clear.

 

lol my sisters bf had a long one the other day, ran out of the bathroom in his boxers and told my sister "come here and look!" hahaha then they had to tell me about it the next time they saw me


btw, i poop just about once a day. when i was little i would hold it in forever b/c i was scared of the toilet. i cant poop anywhere but home tho, anywhere else gets me all nervous

 

You guys that shower after each poop should look into getting a toto washlet.

http://www.washlet.com/

Even you hairy ass people will be clean as a whistle after each poop!

 

Just got back from my mostly normal shave/shit/shower routine. Except this time, I clogged the toilet. Prewipe. First time for me, I'm not sure what I'm feeling right now, it might be stoked.

 

Why is it that when I'm running late in the morning, I have to take a shit? Why is it that when I'm on time, I don't?

 

Renecks?

If you can only go at home it's called COPAH - Comfortable Only Pooing At Home.

I learned that from Pam Anderson on Stern one day (i don't think she really poos though).

 

I feel a beast coming on....

 

nope, just very open lol. we discuss pooping and farting on a regular basis just as we are doing here in this thread lol