I don't get no respect.

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Oct 6, 2004 | 12:58 AM

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I'll tell you one thing, I know how to satisfy my wife in bed, yeah, I leave.

Oct 6, 2004 | 12:58 AM

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I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over!

Oct 6, 2004 | 12:59 AM

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You wanna have laughs? Do what I do. When I go through a tollbooth, I keep going. I tell the guy, "The car behind me is paying for two."

Oct 6, 2004 | 12:59 AM

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I had a good time last week. I did a show; the whole audience was midgets. I got a standing ovation - I didn't even know it!

Oct 6, 2004 | 12:59 AM

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I tell ya, with me, sleep is important. Well, last night I went to bed, I couldn't sleep. I started to count sheep - I got horny!

Oct 6, 2004 | 01:00 AM

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When I was a kid I got no respect. I worked in a pet store. People kept asking how big I get.

Oct 6, 2004 | 01:00 AM

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When we got married my wife told me I was one in a million. I found out she was right!

Oct 6, 2004 | 04:46 AM

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I was such an ugly kid, they made me poster boy for birth control!

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