I'm surprised that you were able to narrow it down to just one. This is an honor that should be shared among many...

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by gregstevens
[B]I'm surprised that you were able to narrow it down to just one.

 

SUV drivers in the city??

 

I know I keep repeating this story, but I just love it.

I'm coming home from work one vening and pull into a Shell station on Foothill Blvd. in La Crescenta. I pull in to the left of the first pump island. The next pump island is diesel only. I get out of my S to pump gas and this woman in a behemoth Excursion pulls in behind me, talking on a cell phone, lays on her horn, and starts screaming at the top of her lungs "Pull forward, pull forward." I tell her "Lady, my car doesn't run very well on diesel," but she's still talking on her cell phone and doesn't hear me. Then she starts screaming every obscenity imaginable at me. There'as a guy on the other side of the diesel pump in front of me, facing in the opposite direction, pumping diesel into his truck, just laughing his ass off. Then the woman in the Excursion, still on her cell phone, in a fit of anger, puts it in reverse, floors it without looking back out into heavy traffic on Foothill, and gets center punched by a truck. Her right rear passenger door and rear quarter panel are just crushed. Then she gets out of her SUV, still on her cell phone, and starts screaming at the guy in the truck who just hit her. I high five the guy pumpinhg diesel into his truck and the entire rest of the (big and crowded) station gives her a long standing ovation.

 

George, you have all the fun

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by The Raptor
[B]I know I keep repeating this story, but I just love it.

I'm coming home from work one vening and pull into a Shell station on Foothill Blvd. in La Crescenta.