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Im Writing a Book, why not?-Would you read it?

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Old Aug 27, 2009 | 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted by senor_flojo,Aug 27 2009, 01:56 PM
take some writing classes
haha, its too late for that im writing it down as I think it, I will go back and change it up later, just do your best to try and comprehend the story, this isnt even a rough draft, its just the story, if its that hard to read I will take the post down and spend a few minutes making it more legible

Also its the story that matter the grammar and presentation can always be polished, much like a terrible voice like B Spears, then just re-done over by the studio
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Old Aug 27, 2009 | 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by KeithMajkasays,Aug 27 2009, 02:04 PM
If these arent stories relating to you meeting chicks in hotel bars or banging flight attendants then im not interested.
patience my friend, patience............. soon I will get to the part where the fellow new-hires and I went out to eat at the Fox & Hound in Texas and how after sleeping with one of the most redneck women I have ever met, she decided to show up at the hotel telling me her husband kicked her out of the house and she needed a place to stay. I did not know she was married and had three kids, but I did almost wash out of training due to her calling me non stop for a week straight. I will also get to the part where I got the greatest blow job ever from a girl in Albany who wore my Uniform hat while she did the deed
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Old Aug 27, 2009 | 06:58 PM
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we've all had our conquests...
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Old Aug 28, 2009 | 04:29 AM
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Originally Posted by senor_flojo,Aug 27 2009, 06:58 PM


we've all had our conquests...
After his last few posts, I thought the same thing. Who doesn't have conquests to tell?
Seems as though lately there's an evolution of posts on S2KI into some sort of male version of the 'trashy paperback novel' you see old women reading. I don't come here to read about others exploits.

I would, however, be very interested in learning how this young man became a jet airline pilot at his age. Glossed over my questions on that though..

I'm otta here.
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Old Aug 28, 2009 | 04:39 AM
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Originally Posted by senor_flojo,Aug 27 2009, 06:58 PM


we've all had our conquests...
Im sure you have, thats not the point, it's just one aspect of the lifestyle. As a Pilot I am always asked what it's like. Pilot schedules, the airplanes, the pay, how one upgrades to Captain etc. The reality is most careers, such as insurance brokers, Realtors, sales etc, are just not that exciting and someone you know can probably fill you in on what it is they do on a daily basis..................EVERY SINGLE DAY. The airline profession is somewhat secretive in the fact that not many people know whats its like to really be an airline pilot. I am not going to sit there and type how glorious it is, I will go into detail what its like to land an airplane at 1130pm in Heavy rain, get to the hotel by 1am, and expect to be back at that same airport at 7:30am to fly it back, explaining how truck drivers are required to have more rest than airline pilots. I will discuss the stress that is involved in landing in 55mph winds with no more gas to divert elsewhere. It wont be a story of conquests it will be my experience....................either someone wants to read it, or they can wipe there ass with it.
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Old Aug 28, 2009 | 05:00 AM
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Originally Posted by JoeyBalls,Aug 28 2009, 06:39 AM
....................either someone wants to read it, or they can wipe there ass with it.
Can you have the pages printed on aloe- enriched paper so that it doesnt hurt my butt? Please and thank you......

















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Old Aug 28, 2009 | 05:19 AM
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Ill double-ply the pages as well
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Old Aug 28, 2009 | 05:28 AM
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Originally Posted by JoeyBalls,Aug 28 2009, 07:19 AM
Ill double-ply the pages as well
Sweet... Im buying 2 copies
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Old Aug 28, 2009 | 05:31 AM
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Joey, ignore the jealous a$$hats.

I'm interested in all of those topics that you've touched on but I rarely read books.
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Old Aug 28, 2009 | 05:32 AM
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Originally Posted by quiksilverS2K,Aug 28 2009, 08:28 AM
Sweet... Im buying 2 copies
Group buy FTW?!
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