Interesting Relationship/Hook-Up Stories
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From: Over the Electric Grapevine.....man
Originally Posted by Sabre,Jan 8 2008, 12:51 PM
And the possible entirety of S2ki
I've had a couple encounters that were "immediately" after meeting them. A few of them were chat buddies from Yahoo, a few were random hookups. Nothing that makes for too exciting a story though.
I've had a couple encounters that were "immediately" after meeting them. A few of them were chat buddies from Yahoo, a few were random hookups. Nothing that makes for too exciting a story though.
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From: biloxi, MS
Originally Posted by my2ks2k,Jan 8 2008, 01:43 PM
great story mikey. personally, i've only ever hooked up with one girl i wasn't dating. and i actually regret it. guess that makes me the loser...
jack is mean to me and told me to go hogging.
so i did.............. it has bad
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Originally Posted by Mindcore,Jan 8 2008, 08:32 AM
Dude, you were in bed with two women both ready for action and you fell asleep?
You're not as old as me pal.
You're not as old as me pal.
[QUOTE]".. and so the night carried on."
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From: Calgary
Originally Posted by CrazyCracker82,Jan 8 2008, 09:52 AM
I'm going to hell for this story 
...... This was about 4 years ago....I knew a lady from church A feisty red head that was married with a couple of kids in her early 30's and such a petite little body you would have never known she had 3 kids . I at the time was 21. She found my screenname on AIM of all things, from some of the girls at church. We would have random conversations. I would say she's hot and nothing more. Well after a couple months of random chats she started really "flirting" with her words on there about me. She then started calling me. Ends up she was going to go out of town for a weekend to visit her family in Wisconsin. She was going by herself. She was going to spend the night at a hotel near a local airport to get up early. She invited me up for the night I ended up boning her until 4-5 in the morning. She left for her trip and we did it who knows how many more times after she got back too.
No one ever found out about it either except for my buddies that I told
...... This was about 4 years ago....I knew a lady from church A feisty red head that was married with a couple of kids in her early 30's and such a petite little body you would have never known she had 3 kids . I at the time was 21. She found my screenname on AIM of all things, from some of the girls at church. We would have random conversations. I would say she's hot and nothing more. Well after a couple months of random chats she started really "flirting" with her words on there about me. She then started calling me. Ends up she was going to go out of town for a weekend to visit her family in Wisconsin. She was going by herself. She was going to spend the night at a hotel near a local airport to get up early. She invited me up for the night I ended up boning her until 4-5 in the morning. She left for her trip and we did it who knows how many more times after she got back too. No one ever found out about it either
except for my buddies that I told Definite truth about older ladies, I suppose at that point in their lives they realize they've got nothing to lose and may as well just go wild. I swear I can't think of any act that didn't take place that night.
I almost went to Confession and I've never opened a bible in my life
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I met this girl at a wedding reception on a Sunday night.. she was kind of kooky, but we hit it off pretty well. She was really cute, and liked to stick her booty in my junk on the dance floor. We ended up back at her place, both pretty sloshed.. "and so the night carried on."
Monday morning I woke up to her rushing around, pretty panicked, as she was going to be late for work.. wore her out?? *wink*
Anyway, she said she was pretty excited to continue this spontaneous relationship, and she would love to talk after work.. She asked me to leave a note with my phone number so we could maybe go out to dinner or something. I guess she was pretty trusting because she didn't kick me out.. only asked jokingly that I not steal anything, and mentioned the door would lock automatically to the outside when closed so I wouldn't have to worry about it.
So she bolted.. I sat around for a bit, was about to collect my shit but realized I was going to need to take a massive dump really soon. A bit later, I was ready for the show down. 15 minutes elapsed.. vtec9 : 1, toilet : 0. It felt good.. then I realized the toilet wouldn't flush. I pulled the handle.. Nothing.. nada. The reservoir was empty and the water turned off. I filled up a big bowl from the kitchen with water to flush it manually.. but the bowl just filled up.. nothing would flush down!! So I'm kind of freaking out.. contemplating whether or not to just leave my massive deposit in the bowl and hope for the best. Well, I decided I thought I might really like this girl, so I went for the old scoop-a-poop approach. I found some rubber gloves and a spoon with holes for straining shit in the kitchen (no pun intended). I mean.. I do this for my dog right.. can't be too bad. So, the bowl was now clean. I put everything in a garbage bag to dispose of surreptitiously. I headed for the kitchen, bag in hand. Placed it on the table, washed up in the sink, and found a piece of paper to leave my info.
All done.. I exit the apartment and start heading down the stairs. At this point I realize I am leaving empty handed. Not only did I leave her a note with my info, but also a big bag of shit on her kitchen table as a welcome home gift.
I couldn't get back in to the apt. She never called me back.
Monday morning I woke up to her rushing around, pretty panicked, as she was going to be late for work.. wore her out?? *wink*
Anyway, she said she was pretty excited to continue this spontaneous relationship, and she would love to talk after work.. She asked me to leave a note with my phone number so we could maybe go out to dinner or something. I guess she was pretty trusting because she didn't kick me out.. only asked jokingly that I not steal anything, and mentioned the door would lock automatically to the outside when closed so I wouldn't have to worry about it.So she bolted.. I sat around for a bit, was about to collect my shit but realized I was going to need to take a massive dump really soon. A bit later, I was ready for the show down. 15 minutes elapsed.. vtec9 : 1, toilet : 0. It felt good.. then I realized the toilet wouldn't flush. I pulled the handle.. Nothing.. nada. The reservoir was empty and the water turned off. I filled up a big bowl from the kitchen with water to flush it manually.. but the bowl just filled up.. nothing would flush down!! So I'm kind of freaking out.. contemplating whether or not to just leave my massive deposit in the bowl and hope for the best. Well, I decided I thought I might really like this girl, so I went for the old scoop-a-poop approach. I found some rubber gloves and a spoon with holes for straining shit in the kitchen (no pun intended). I mean.. I do this for my dog right.. can't be too bad. So, the bowl was now clean. I put everything in a garbage bag to dispose of surreptitiously. I headed for the kitchen, bag in hand. Placed it on the table, washed up in the sink, and found a piece of paper to leave my info.
All done.. I exit the apartment and start heading down the stairs. At this point I realize I am leaving empty handed. Not only did I leave her a note with my info, but also a big bag of shit on her kitchen table as a welcome home gift.
I couldn't get back in to the apt. She never called me back.