Not only have I heard this one before, I also seen the vid online, but it was a girl have to clean up her shit and she left herself out.

 

Nothing overly interesting per se with me. The women were interesting, but how I got there is kind of dreadfully common.

That said, the chick I picked up solely because of the S was a "squirter" who was into rough trade.

 

I'll share my fav milf story, with yall since I have a couple.
About 6 months ago I'm in a month long drought, ex-girls got a new man and my phone book is empty for some reason. Well I'm on myspace, which has gotten me laid about 4 times now thank you Tom. I get this friend request from a 42 year old mother, pretty good looking or a good enough slump buster shall I say. We start chatting and a week later she wants to meet at her friends apartment they're swimming and hanging out. So I go mid afternoon and we kick it and chat for maybe 30 minutes when she says lets hop in the jacuzzi. I go to turn it on, still dripping wet from swimming and shock the shit out myself. LOL About 5 minutes in the jacuzzi making out and she's ready to go, I spot the bathroom and say lets do it. She agrees, gross I know but we throw a towel down and go at it. I hit it again later that night at her place and we stayed in contact for about 3 weeks at which point she wanted to get serious, go out on dates and blah blah blah, no thanks next.

 

You missed a perfectly good opportunity to secure a temporary sugar momma. You fail!

 

haha she was far from sugar momma material, not even close to rich enough to afford me. believe me if she had money I'd probably still be around.

 

AHAHAHAHAAHAHA
you had me rolling around laughing

i am buying you a drink if i ever run into you

 

i know the feeling

 

I'll give a quick cliffs notes of the only two interesting ones I have.

1: Put a Old School (the movie) on so her parents couldn't here what was going on
Girl was horrible at gobble the weiner
I laughed at the movie
She cried and left the room
I sat there for the rest of the movie with no pants on
got no sex from her

2. Met a really hot chick at a party, both of us were hammered
She just got out of a relationship and needed a rebound
I was happy to fill that place
Had an over protective sister at the party, direct quote from her "if you f**k my sister I'll cut your f**king balls off"
Ended up banging the hot chick on the same couch the sister was sleeping on (L shaped couch)
Found out that the chick I nailed just turned 16....oops


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LOL

 

jailbait!