Interesting Relationship/Hook-Up Stories
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Originally Posted by vtec9,Jan 8 2008, 03:01 PM
I met this girl at a wedding reception on a Sunday night.. she was kind of kooky, but we hit it off pretty well. She was really cute, and liked to stick her booty in my junk on the dance floor. We ended up back at her place, both pretty sloshed.. "and so the night carried on."
Monday morning I woke up to her rushing around, pretty panicked, as she was going to be late for work.. wore her out?? *wink*
Anyway, she said she was pretty excited to continue this spontaneous relationship, and she would love to talk after work.. She asked me to leave a note with my phone number so we could maybe go out to dinner or something. I guess she was pretty trusting because she didn't kick me out.. only asked jokingly that I not steal anything, and mentioned the door would lock automatically to the outside when closed so I wouldn't have to worry about it.
So she bolted.. I sat around for a bit, was about to collect my shit but realized I was going to need to take a massive dump really soon. A bit later, I was ready for the show down. 15 minutes elapsed.. vtec9 : 1, toilet : 0. It felt good.. then I realized the toilet wouldn't flush. I pulled the handle.. Nothing.. nada. The reservoir was empty and the water turned off. I filled up a big bowl from the kitchen with water to flush it manually.. but the bowl just filled up.. nothing would flush down!! So I'm kind of freaking out.. contemplating whether or not to just leave my massive deposit in the bowl and hope for the best. Well, I decided I thought I might really like this girl, so I went for the old scoop-a-poop approach. I found some rubber gloves and a spoon with holes for straining shit in the kitchen (no pun intended). I mean.. I do this for my dog right.. can't be too bad. So, the bowl was now clean. I put everything in a garbage bag to dispose of surreptitiously. I headed for the kitchen, bag in hand. Placed it on the table, washed up in the sink, and found a piece of paper to leave my info.
All done.. I exit the apartment and start heading down the stairs. At this point I realize I am leaving empty handed. Not only did I leave her a note with my info, but also a big bag of shit on her kitchen table as a welcome home gift.
I couldn't get back in to the apt. She never called me back.
Monday morning I woke up to her rushing around, pretty panicked, as she was going to be late for work.. wore her out?? *wink*
Anyway, she said she was pretty excited to continue this spontaneous relationship, and she would love to talk after work.. She asked me to leave a note with my phone number so we could maybe go out to dinner or something. I guess she was pretty trusting because she didn't kick me out.. only asked jokingly that I not steal anything, and mentioned the door would lock automatically to the outside when closed so I wouldn't have to worry about it.So she bolted.. I sat around for a bit, was about to collect my shit but realized I was going to need to take a massive dump really soon. A bit later, I was ready for the show down. 15 minutes elapsed.. vtec9 : 1, toilet : 0. It felt good.. then I realized the toilet wouldn't flush. I pulled the handle.. Nothing.. nada. The reservoir was empty and the water turned off. I filled up a big bowl from the kitchen with water to flush it manually.. but the bowl just filled up.. nothing would flush down!! So I'm kind of freaking out.. contemplating whether or not to just leave my massive deposit in the bowl and hope for the best. Well, I decided I thought I might really like this girl, so I went for the old scoop-a-poop approach. I found some rubber gloves and a spoon with holes for straining shit in the kitchen (no pun intended). I mean.. I do this for my dog right.. can't be too bad. So, the bowl was now clean. I put everything in a garbage bag to dispose of surreptitiously. I headed for the kitchen, bag in hand. Placed it on the table, washed up in the sink, and found a piece of paper to leave my info.
All done.. I exit the apartment and start heading down the stairs. At this point I realize I am leaving empty handed. Not only did I leave her a note with my info, but also a big bag of shit on her kitchen table as a welcome home gift.
I couldn't get back in to the apt. She never called me back.
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Originally Posted by vtec9,Jan 8 2008, 01:01 PM
I met this girl at a wedding reception on a Sunday night.. she was kind of kooky, but we hit it off pretty well. She was really cute, and liked to stick her booty in my junk on the dance floor. We ended up back at her place, both pretty sloshed.. "and so the night carried on."
Monday morning I woke up to her rushing around, pretty panicked, as she was going to be late for work.. wore her out?? *wink* Anyway, she said she was pretty excited to continue this spontaneous relationship, and she would love to talk after work.. She asked me to leave a note with my phone number so we could maybe go out to dinner or something. I guess she was pretty trusting because she didn't kick me out.. only asked jokingly that I not steal anything, and mentioned the door would lock automatically to the outside when closed so I wouldn't have to worry about it.
So she bolted.. I sat around for a bit, was about to collect my shit but realized I was going to need to take a massive dump really soon. A bit later, I was ready for the show down. 15 minutes elapsed.. vtec9 : 1, toilet : 0. It felt good.. then I realized the toilet wouldn't flush. I pulled the handle.. Nothing.. nada. The reservoir was empty and the water turned off. I filled up a big bowl from the kitchen with water to flush it manually.. but the bowl just filled up.. nothing would flush down!! So I'm kind of freaking out.. contemplating whether or not to just leave my massive deposit in the bowl and hope for the best. Well, I decided I thought I might really like this girl, so I went for the old scoop-a-poop approach. I found some rubber gloves and a spoon with holes for straining shit in the kitchen (no pun intended). I mean.. I do this for my dog right.. can't be too bad. So, the bowl was now clean. I put everything in a garbage bag to dispose of surreptitiously. I headed for the kitchen, bag in hand. Placed it on the table, washed up in the sink, and found a piece of paper to leave my info.
All done.. I exit the apartment and start heading down the stairs. At this point I realize I am leaving empty handed. Not only did I leave her a note with my info, but also a big bag of shit on her kitchen table as a welcome home gift.
I couldn't get back in to the apt. She never called me back.
Monday morning I woke up to her rushing around, pretty panicked, as she was going to be late for work.. wore her out?? *wink*
Anyway, she said she was pretty excited to continue this spontaneous relationship, and she would love to talk after work.. She asked me to leave a note with my phone number so we could maybe go out to dinner or something. I guess she was pretty trusting because she didn't kick me out.. only asked jokingly that I not steal anything, and mentioned the door would lock automatically to the outside when closed so I wouldn't have to worry about it.So she bolted.. I sat around for a bit, was about to collect my shit but realized I was going to need to take a massive dump really soon. A bit later, I was ready for the show down. 15 minutes elapsed.. vtec9 : 1, toilet : 0. It felt good.. then I realized the toilet wouldn't flush. I pulled the handle.. Nothing.. nada. The reservoir was empty and the water turned off. I filled up a big bowl from the kitchen with water to flush it manually.. but the bowl just filled up.. nothing would flush down!! So I'm kind of freaking out.. contemplating whether or not to just leave my massive deposit in the bowl and hope for the best. Well, I decided I thought I might really like this girl, so I went for the old scoop-a-poop approach. I found some rubber gloves and a spoon with holes for straining shit in the kitchen (no pun intended). I mean.. I do this for my dog right.. can't be too bad. So, the bowl was now clean. I put everything in a garbage bag to dispose of surreptitiously. I headed for the kitchen, bag in hand. Placed it on the table, washed up in the sink, and found a piece of paper to leave my info.
All done.. I exit the apartment and start heading down the stairs. At this point I realize I am leaving empty handed. Not only did I leave her a note with my info, but also a big bag of shit on her kitchen table as a welcome home gift.
I couldn't get back in to the apt. She never called me back.
I heard this one before.
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Originally Posted by tsanhd,Jan 8 2008, 07:45 AM
My girl wants a break out of nowhere...what does that mean?? We were dating for 3 years... I don't understand...
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Originally Posted by vtec9,Jan 8 2008, 01:17 PM
you caught me!
No fake crap, just the good or absolutely horrible stuff.
jk
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Originally Posted by jclamor87,Jan 8 2008, 01:43 PM
i wish i could tell some of mine. butttttt i cant. (my girl has friends in this website)