Interesting Relationship/Hook-Up Stories
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Originally Posted by bobushka king,Jan 9 2008, 07:26 AM
Found out that the chick I nailed just turned 16....oops
So the night went on and eventually my friend and his gf retired to his bedroom as did the other girl and me to another bedroom. We fooled around for a good number of hours and once finished "doing the deed" she ran out of the room crying. I was slightly confused by this, but of course I assumed she found me to be such a fantastic lover that it brought her to tears. Not the case. She threw her clothes on and sat in the hallway calling her ex boyfriend. Ouch, didn't help my ego boost
but I was happy, she was cute and had a wicked smoking body. Annnnyway, my buddy's GF comes out and decides the two of them better go home, so they leave. I get a call from the girl 4 days later telling me she's really sorry, but she has to tell the truth. She's actually 15.
YIPPY--I mean OH NO. She felt guilty for lying about it so I thanked her for telling me, then I called up my buddy and told him I HAD to speak with him right away. So we met up for a coffee and I was acting all distraught and told him that I just don't know what to do because she's pregnant. So my buddy, knowing how young she is, starts freaking out and saying "Oh my god. Shit. God. Are you serious?!!?!" So that's when I said "No, you dick. But thank you for cheering me up big bringing over an almost underage girl." Fun times.The girl and I ended up dating for several months about 4 months later till I realized the few year age gap at that point made too big of a difference.
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Originally Posted by CrazyCracker82,Jan 9 2008, 10:45 AM
guess you have different ages of consent up in canada eh? 
14 is the age of consent in Ontario. I wouldn't be dipping that low now though. 19 would be my limit because of maturity as well as the drinking age. I don't feel like not being able to bring my girlfriend to the bar because she's underage
Edit: Funny thing is, I didn't even pick up on your use of "eh" in the mocking way
It's just a natural part of language up here!
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Originally Posted by MikeyCB,Jan 9 2008, 01:39 PM
I know that feeling...when an ex and I broke up some years back my buddy saw me moping around and decided he needed to get me a girl so his girlfriend showed up with a friend of hers and we all hung out watching movies and having drinks. She looked pretty young (Members, see "girl who looks 13" in Hotties forum, thread: Ex-GFs) but my buddy and his gf confirmed that she was 18, turning 19 soon.
So the night went on and eventually my friend and his gf retired to his bedroom as did the other girl and me to another bedroom. We fooled around for a good number of hours and once finished "doing the deed" she ran out of the room crying. I was slightly confused by this, but of course I assumed she found me to be such a fantastic lover that it brought her to tears. Not the case. She threw her clothes on and sat in the hallway calling her ex boyfriend. Ouch, didn't help my ego boost but I was happy, she was cute and had a wicked smoking body.
Annnnyway, my buddy's GF comes out and decides the two of them better go home, so they leave. I get a call from the girl 4 days later telling me she's really sorry, but she has to tell the truth. She's actually 15. YIPPY--I mean OH NO. She felt guilty for lying about it so I thanked her for telling me, then I called up my buddy and told him I HAD to speak with him right away. So we met up for a coffee and I was acting all distraught and told him that I just don't know what to do because she's pregnant. So my buddy, knowing how young she is, starts freaking out and saying "Oh my god. Shit. God. Are you serious?!!?!" So that's when I said "No, you dick. But thank you for cheering me up big bringing over an almost underage girl." Fun times.
The girl and I ended up dating for several months about 4 months later till I realized the few year age gap at that point made too big of a difference.
So the night went on and eventually my friend and his gf retired to his bedroom as did the other girl and me to another bedroom. We fooled around for a good number of hours and once finished "doing the deed" she ran out of the room crying. I was slightly confused by this, but of course I assumed she found me to be such a fantastic lover that it brought her to tears. Not the case. She threw her clothes on and sat in the hallway calling her ex boyfriend. Ouch, didn't help my ego boost
but I was happy, she was cute and had a wicked smoking body. Annnnyway, my buddy's GF comes out and decides the two of them better go home, so they leave. I get a call from the girl 4 days later telling me she's really sorry, but she has to tell the truth. She's actually 15.
YIPPY--I mean OH NO. She felt guilty for lying about it so I thanked her for telling me, then I called up my buddy and told him I HAD to speak with him right away. So we met up for a coffee and I was acting all distraught and told him that I just don't know what to do because she's pregnant. So my buddy, knowing how young she is, starts freaking out and saying "Oh my god. Shit. God. Are you serious?!!?!" So that's when I said "No, you dick. But thank you for cheering me up big bringing over an almost underage girl." Fun times.The girl and I ended up dating for several months about 4 months later till I realized the few year age gap at that point made too big of a difference.
You Pedo. I hooked up with a girl this past New Years eve.. I met her randomly, and we spent the entire night together into the morning. Eventually she asks.. so how old do you think I am? I'm like.. wtf, oh shit
But she was 19 I escaped.
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Originally Posted by MikeyCB, Jan 9 2008, 09:39 AM
We fooled around for a good number of hours and once finished "doing the deed" she ran out of the room crying. I was slightly confused by this, but of course I assumed she found me to be such a fantastic lover that it brought her to tears
I'll share some stories once it dies down at work and I can sit in my office doing nothing.
