One night, an old man was sitting on his porch, drinking scotch. His grandson looked up at him and asked if he could have a taste and the old man said, "does your penis touch your butthole?" "no", replied the little kid. "Well, there's your answer."

Several minutes later, the grandfather was smoking a cigar. His grandson asked if he could try it and the old man said, "does your penis touch your butthole?" "No," replied the little kid. "Well, there's your answer!"

A couple of hours later, the kid returned to the porch with some cookies. The grandfather asked if he could have one and the boy said, "does your penis touch your butthole?" "Yes, it does!"said the old man. And the little boy replied, "then go f*ck yourself, these are mine!"

 

Cute!