A man walks into the drug store and askes the clerk to direct him to the condoms. He proceeds to that section picks up a case and places them on the counter.
He asks the clerk for the ear plugs, finds them and places a case on the counter.
He then asks for the nose plugs, finds them and places a case of them on the counter also.
He asks for the total and after the transaction the clerk asks, "I know what the condoms are for, but what are the ear and nose plugs for?"
The man responds,"I hate the smell of burning rubber and all that screaming!"

 

wirejock-

You're right, that's really old.