Joke: USC vs. UCLA -- The Difference
Two young, professional guys, both in nice business suits, were sitting at the bar of the 41 De Lacey Club in Oldtown Pasadena one evening after work, shooting the sh*t, having just met. One guy looks at the other and says:" I'll bet you graduated from USC." The second guy says:"As a matter of fact, I did. How did you know?" The first guy replies "Well I just figured as much, you're so intelligent, well mannered, urbane, impeccably dressed, and well versed in current events." The second guy says "Thank you. Thank you very much. I'll bet you graduated from UCLA." The first guy replies "Yes I did. How did you know?" The second guy says: "I confess, I say your class ring when you were picking your nose."
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