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My Stupid Computer
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A man was in his front yard mowing the grass when a blonde neighbor came out of his house and went straight to his mailbox. He opened it, then slammed it shut, and stormed back into his house.

A little later, he came out of his house again, went to the mailbox, opened it and slammed it shut again. Angered, he again stormed back into his house.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, the blonde came out yet again. He marched to the mailbox, opened it, and then slammed it shut harder than ever. Puzzled by his actions, the man asked,

"Is something wrong?"

The blonde answered, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps giving me a message saying, 'You've Got Mail.'"