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Just got an S2k, and a Cat sleeps on my softop.

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Old Oct 22, 2009 | 10:57 AM
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Old Oct 22, 2009 | 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by B.R.I.C.K.,Oct 22 2009, 01:50 PM
Killing? Seriously? How soft do you have to be to kill a cat for sitting on your top? I'd like to think any human without a learning disability could outsmart an f'n kitty..
1. Double sided tape, cats HATE the stuff. Ever put a piece of tape on a cat's paw? They'll curse you for hours!
2. Aluminum foil. You won't have to tape it to your top, just tape it to the windows and run it over the top. Cats despise the sound and how it feels! Works on any surface you don't want a cat on, like counters or kitchen tables. Crinkle it up just a little and then tape it or lay it down. A couple of attempts at being on the surface and the little furry bastards will avoid the area like H1N1!
Hey dude. Meet serious cat.

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Old Oct 22, 2009 | 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted by B.R.I.C.K.,Oct 22 2009, 09:50 AM
1. Double sided tape, cats HATE the stuff. Ever put a piece of tape on a cat's paw? They'll curse you for hours!
yes it is hysterical
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Old Oct 22, 2009 | 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted by B.R.I.C.K.,Oct 22 2009, 11:50 AM
Killing? Seriously? How soft do you have to be to kill a cat for sitting on your top? I'd like to think any human without a learning disability could outsmart an f'n kitty..
1. Double sided tape, cats HATE the stuff. Ever put a piece of tape on a cat's paw? They'll curse you for hours!
2. Aluminum foil. You won't have to tape it to your top, just tape it to the windows and run it over the top. Cats despise the sound and how it feels! Works on any surface you don't want a cat on, like counters or kitchen tables. Crinkle it up just a little and then tape it or lay it down. A couple of attempts at being on the surface and the little furry bastards will avoid the area like H1N1!
LOL. Not to bust your chops or anything, but did you really think everyone was serious about killing the cat. I found your post more interesting since you actually believed all that.

Anyways, I hate cats. Kill that sucker. Chop its head off and leave it by your car. No cats or any animal or even human will think twice coming close to your car.
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Old Oct 22, 2009 | 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by NoRawkus305,Oct 22 2009, 11:39 AM
LOL. Not to bust your chops or anything, but did you really think everyone was serious about killing the cat. I found your post more interesting since you actually believed all that.

Anyways, I hate cats. Kill that sucker. Chop its head off and leave it by your car. No cats or any animal or even human will think twice coming close to your car.
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Old Oct 23, 2009 | 04:31 AM
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I borrowed a trap yesterday, and baited it with catfood.
When i caught my first cat I brought it to the pound.
cats are stupid. after 5 min of resetting the trap i got the cat that was sleeping on my car.
I caught 3 of them lastnight, and left the trap up.
No other cat was caught.
Im going to keep the trap over the weekend and return it monday.

I found out it is "legal" to "bring" the cats to a pound if they are on your property.

-Thanks for all your replys
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Old Oct 23, 2009 | 06:51 AM
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1. Trap cat
2. Milk cat
3. Sell cat milk
4. ???
5. Profit
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Old Oct 23, 2009 | 07:21 AM
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Cats are anything but stupid. You must be confused with dogs...
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Old Oct 23, 2009 | 09:01 AM
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Originally Posted by CKit,Oct 23 2009, 08:51 AM
1. Trap cat
2. Milk cat
3. Sell cat milk
4. ???
5. Profit
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Old Oct 23, 2009 | 09:03 AM
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"I have nipples Greg. Can you milk me?"
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