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Three college girls were waiting in line at the doctor's office to have their yearly checkup. The doctor stuck his head out the door and called "NEXT!"
The first girl went in and the doctor asked her to remove her shirt. The girl did so and the doctor saw an 'H' mark on her chest. The doctor looked at her and asked "Why is there an 'H' on your chest?"
The girl replied "Well, my boyfriend goes to Harvard and he never removes his sweater. He always has it on, even when we are making love."
The doctor shrugged and left it at that. After a while, the doctor called again, "NEXT!"
The second girl came in and removed her shirt. The doctor this time saw a 'Y' on her chest. He asked "Why do you have a 'Y' on your chest?"
The girl replied, "Because my boyfriend goes to Yale and he keeps his jersey on all the time, ... even when we are having sex."
After a while, the doctor called in the last girl. The girl removed her shirt. The doctor saw an 'M' on her chest this time and said, "Let me guess, your boyfriend goes to Michigan."
The girl looked at him funny and said, "Uh ... no, ... But my girlfriend goes to Wisconsin."
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A pompous minister was seated next to a TEXAN on a flight to_
Dallas. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The TEXAN
asked for a_ whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.
The__flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen_
whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The TEXAN looked at the minister, then handed his drink back to_
the_attendant and said, "I didn't know we had a choice
The first girl went in and the doctor asked her to remove her shirt. The girl did so and the doctor saw an 'H' mark on her chest. The doctor looked at her and asked "Why is there an 'H' on your chest?"
The girl replied "Well, my boyfriend goes to Harvard and he never removes his sweater. He always has it on, even when we are making love."
The doctor shrugged and left it at that. After a while, the doctor called again, "NEXT!"
The second girl came in and removed her shirt. The doctor this time saw a 'Y' on her chest. He asked "Why do you have a 'Y' on your chest?"
The girl replied, "Because my boyfriend goes to Yale and he keeps his jersey on all the time, ... even when we are having sex."
After a while, the doctor called in the last girl. The girl removed her shirt. The doctor saw an 'M' on her chest this time and said, "Let me guess, your boyfriend goes to Michigan."
The girl looked at him funny and said, "Uh ... no, ... But my girlfriend goes to Wisconsin."
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A pompous minister was seated next to a TEXAN on a flight to_
Dallas. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The TEXAN
asked for a_ whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.
The__flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen_
whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The TEXAN looked at the minister, then handed his drink back to_
the_attendant and said, "I didn't know we had a choice
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Happy Friday... couple jokes for Friday Afternoon:
Redneck Poet
The National Poetry Contest had come down to the last two, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, then they were allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word that they were given was "Timbuktu."
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said: Slowly across the desert sand Trekked a lonely caravan; Men on camels, two by two Destination Timbuktu.
The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
Me and Tim a huntin' went. Met three whores in a pop up tent. They was three, and we was two, So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.
The redneck won hands down
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Redneck Poet
The National Poetry Contest had come down to the last two, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, then they were allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word that they were given was "Timbuktu."
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said: Slowly across the desert sand Trekked a lonely caravan; Men on camels, two by two Destination Timbuktu.
The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
Me and Tim a huntin' went. Met three whores in a pop up tent. They was three, and we was two, So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.
The redneck won hands down
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