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LADIES...What is the correct answer to?!?

Old Aug 2, 2006 | 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted by meth,Aug 2 2006, 01:28 PM
but seriously.
I was being serious to a degree .

If you say she's fat then kiss her goodbye.

If you say "Oh you're not fat. What are you talking about? etc.", then she'll say you're lying.

By answering sarcastically you don't really answer the question but you get the point across. It always worked for me. Only take this approach though if you're prepared for marathon sex after the date because she thinks you're so witty and hilarious.
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Old Aug 2, 2006 | 09:57 AM
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depends on how well you know the girl in question...if it was someone you are really close with i would ignore and then start going to healthier food places or saying hey lets exercise blah blah blah...
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Old Aug 2, 2006 | 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted by gosixers215,Aug 2 2006, 09:50 AM
By answering sarcastically you don't really answer the question but you get the point across. It always worked for me. Only take this approach though if you're prepared for marathon sex after the date because she thinks you're so witty and hilarious.


The whole trick behind this is inconsistent reinforcement. Just like a slot machine.
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Old Aug 2, 2006 | 10:12 AM
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.........Tell her that fat chicks are like mopeds..................... fun to ride until someone sees you.

.........all the more cushion for pushin???????

[cartman]Your not fat....you big boned [cartman]

[dice clay] So I gotta butter her hips just to get 'er 'trew the front door [dice clay]
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Old Aug 2, 2006 | 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by meth,Aug 2 2006, 01:10 PM
Ladies or Gurus, what is the correct response to this.
It's mandatory that women ask this question at some point or another in a relationship. Seriously. It's gotten to the point where they need to amend the saying "The only certainties in life are death and taxes" to add "...and chicks asking u if they're fat."

As for the correct response to the question...that's easy: "Baby, you're not fat -- you're voluptuous."
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Old Aug 2, 2006 | 11:43 AM
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Squint your eyes, take a good look at her for a few moment, and say, "Hmmm...Now that you mentioned it..."
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Old Aug 2, 2006 | 12:30 PM
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sexy+thick=Thacksy



and Scot down here we call that a sexual scooter there fun to ride but dont want to be seen on/with

and tell her it aint ya beauty its ya BOOTY!

haha good luck
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Old Aug 2, 2006 | 12:41 PM
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---> Chuck Norris reply
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Old Aug 2, 2006 | 01:19 PM
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Just compliment her, unless you'd want some heat.
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Old Aug 2, 2006 | 01:27 PM
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whats wrong with saying "i think you look ****ing great"

you didnt say whether you felt she was fat or skinny. you simply said that you like the way she looks. if thats not enough then she's just stirring shit.

i've been with thick girls and i've been with thin girls but the thing is im not going to be with someone if i dont find them attractive. it works both ways. it would be nice if i were more muscular but so long as my girl thinks im attractive thats all that should really matter.
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