[QUOTE]Originally posted by funcar:
[B] No problem. It is helping me get my post count up

 

Every time you post, you add one to your post counter. If you post more than once on the same topic, ALL displays of your count total go up, not just the most recent!

Go back and look at your first post on this board (use the search feature). It doesn't still say "1"!

 

Jay: Use business lawyers all the time...many are my best friends...they also tell lawyer jokes. I quit calling my favorite lawyer to tell him lawyer jokes tho...he sent me a fake bill for the phone call.

Laird

 

Hey...just hit second...who says no low end torque??

LL

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Laird:
[B]Jay:

 

Did Mr. Bean go to Law School??

 

FUNCAR:

LOL...he never wrote a bill that small and meant it!!

Laird

 

Speaking from personal experience, lawyers are the biggest tellers of lawyer jokes. There ain't much else that's funny about the law. So keep 'em coming. There is actually a couple here that I haven't heard before!

 

A young boy walked up to his father and asked, "Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?"

The father thought for a moment. "Yes, Son," he replied. "Sometimes a lawyer will do anything to win a case."

 

If lawyer jokes bothered lawyers, lawyers would be bothered all the time and they would become bitter, disillusioned, unhappy, vicious people. Wait a minute...