A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. But, to his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the lawyer was standing. St. Peter greeted him warmly. Then St. Peter and one of his assistants took the lawyer by the hands and guided him up to the front of the line into a comfortable chair by his desk.

The lawyer said, "I don't mind all this attention, but what makes me so special?"

St. Peter replied, "Well, I've added up all the hours for which you billed your clients, and by my calculation you must be about 193 years old!"

 

Don't know if its true (if it is I guess its no joke) but its interesting....

Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claim
an unidentified object with five aliens aboard
crashed on a sheep and cattle ranch just outside
Roswell , New Mexico .

This is a well known incident that many say has long
been covered up bythe US Air Force and the
federal government.

However, you may well NOT know that in the month
of March 1948, exactly nine months after that
historic day:

Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.;
Hillary Rodham;
John F. Kerry;
William Jefferson Clinton;
Howard Dean;
Nancy Pelosi;
Dianne Feinstein;
Charles E. Schumer;
and Barbara Boxer

were born.

 

July 8, 1947 + nine months = April 8, 1948

So, all nine of them must have been born more than eight days premature, which is doubtful. Technically, the human gestation period is 280 days (forty weeks), which would actually mean that they should have been born on April 13, 1948. That means that all would have to have been born at least 13 days early, which is even more doubtful.

I know it's probably a joke but still, let's at least keep it accurate.

 

[QUOTE=exceltoexcel,Dec 6 2006, 12:59 PM] Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.;