Let's here your jokes.....
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From: Tree Town
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: Nice, but can it pick up peanuts?
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick
The seven dwarves are in a hot tub. They all start feeling sleepy. So he gets the hell out!
A: Nice, but can it pick up peanuts?
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick
The seven dwarves are in a hot tub. They all start feeling sleepy. So he gets the hell out!
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long (sorry)..but funny...
guy goes into a bar...drinking his beer bs'ing with the bartender... in walks a group of nuns. One of them was beautiful..... guys says to the bartender...boy would I like to **** that!.....bartender says she is a regular and go talk to her....... the guy goes over to the beautiful nun and says...."sorry to be blunt, but would you like to have sex".... she replies that she is saving herself for the lord......the guy goes back to the bar and tells the bartender that she is saving herself for the lord.... bartender tells him that she walks through the park on the way home....meet her there and surprise her...... the guy leaves to get a cape and some smokebombs...... he hides behind a bush...sees the nun and rolls out a smoke bomb...."i am the lord here to take your virginity from you"...... nun says...well, i just got my period...do you mind getting from behind.....the guy doesn't mind.....so they go at it, when they are finished the guy rips off the cape and yells......."haha.. i am the guy from the bar"..... the nun rips off the outfit and says...."haha.. i am the bartender"...
sorry it was so long....it took at least 5 minutes to type all of that!
Scot
guy goes into a bar...drinking his beer bs'ing with the bartender... in walks a group of nuns. One of them was beautiful..... guys says to the bartender...boy would I like to **** that!.....bartender says she is a regular and go talk to her....... the guy goes over to the beautiful nun and says...."sorry to be blunt, but would you like to have sex".... she replies that she is saving herself for the lord......the guy goes back to the bar and tells the bartender that she is saving herself for the lord.... bartender tells him that she walks through the park on the way home....meet her there and surprise her...... the guy leaves to get a cape and some smokebombs...... he hides behind a bush...sees the nun and rolls out a smoke bomb...."i am the lord here to take your virginity from you"...... nun says...well, i just got my period...do you mind getting from behind.....the guy doesn't mind.....so they go at it, when they are finished the guy rips off the cape and yells......."haha.. i am the guy from the bar"..... the nun rips off the outfit and says...."haha.. i am the bartender"...
sorry it was so long....it took at least 5 minutes to type all of that!
Scot
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From: Nashville
[QUOTE]Originally posted by tokyo_james
[B]okay, here is another....
[I]Duck walks into a bar and says to the barman.. "got any bread?"
The barman says "no",
Duck says "oh, got any bread?"
Barman says "no" confused by the same question,
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Two old Star Trek jokes.
1) Why did Spock look into Kirk's toilet?
- to see the captain's log.
2) What do toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
- they both circle around Uranus looking for Klingons.
1) Why did Spock look into Kirk's toilet?
- to see the captain's log.
2) What do toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
- they both circle around Uranus looking for Klingons.
