we sure do know you

 

LOL

 

We are also getting to know YOU quite well!!

 

2 ants crawling on a toilet argues.....suddently, One of them fell into the toliet. Do you know why?!









DaRKCrow
"Because he was pissed off........ OO:::::::: ) ~"



I DID IT!

 

As they say DC

"Life is like a pubic hair on the toilet bowl.......


Sooner or later you're going to get pissed off"

 

*AnDy rubs his head*

 

I just got emailed this one:
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A large force of Taliban soldiers was moving down a road when they heard a voice call from behind a sand dune, "One American soldier is better than ten Taliban."

The Taliban commander quickly ordered his 10 best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun battle broke out. Then, there was silence.

The voice called out, "One American is better than one hundred Taliban."

Furious, the Taliban commander sent his next best 100 troops over the dune and a huge firefight commenced. After a few minutes of battle, there was silence.

The voice called out again, "One American is better than one thousand Taliban."

The enraged Taliban commander mustered one thousand fighters and sent them over the dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire erupted as a huge battle was fought. Then there was silence. Eventually, one wounded Taliban fighter crawled back over the dune.

With his dying words he said to his commander! , "Don't send any more men. It's a trap. There's two of them."

 

LOL