[QUOTE]Originally posted by ltweintz
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OMG....LMAO!!!!

 

Yo, I don't know what brand is best, but I do know that little slot right behind the cup holder on an S2000 was made to hold lip balm. I think I have three kinds stuck in there right now! I have proven that Blistex is good up to a hundred, after that I don't know.

 

Try Extra Virgin Olive Oil !

 

So there was these two Quebeckers...

One says to the other, "what should I do about these chapped lips?". The other fella says, "see that cow over there?... stick your finger in its butt."

"What?!" says the first one. "Stick your finger in its butt." says the second.

So the first one does... and says, "What now?"

"Smear it on your lips." His buddy says.

"Okay... you must be nuts but okay."... and he does.

When he's all done he says, "And this will help heal my chapped lips?"

"No" says his buddy, "but it'll keep ya from lickin' 'em."

 

Holy cow, I never expected to have so many bad jokes and good balm suggestions in one thread!

hehe

Just in time for Spring, too...great timing!

 

I recommend AVEDA LIP SAVER. It's SPF15, and works well on rubber gaskets too.

 

Get some blistex. That's what the gf uses and it works better than anything I buy.

 

I just use Strawberry Chapstick...doesn't work THAT well though, but smells real nice and the girls dig it

 

i only get stuff put on my lips from kissing girls