Listen to the music of the tree.
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Listen to the music of the tree.
While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, a man comes upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly pressed against the tree. Seeing this he asks "What the hell are you doing?" "I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replies. "You're shittin' me!" "No, every tree has unique music. You should give it a try?" The first man decides to humor him: "What the hell" and wraps his arms around the tree and presses his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slaps a pair of handcuffs on him, takes his wallet, watch, jewelry, cell phone, ipod, and car keys, then strips his pants down to his ankles and leaves. A little while later, another guy walks by, sees this guy handcuffed to the tree and asks "What the hell happened to you?" He tells the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there. The other guy walks around behind him, kisses him gently behind the ear and says "This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake."
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Love that one.
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