Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed. The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely "impeckable" (a term frequently used by woodpeckers ). The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge. The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called "impeckable" tree almost without breaking a sweat. Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country? After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion: Apparently,Tiger Woods was right when he said "Your pecker gets harder when you're away from home."

 

eh...a little long for that punchline.

 

I was thinking the same, but sent it to my old coworkers anyway, as they love anything Tiger related.

 

lol 7/10 dock some points for the length but i didn't expect a tiger joke

 

8/10 for the non sequitur

 

black n decker pecker wrecker. 7/10

 

lol to the tiger joke. but yea, a bit too long for me too

 

Bra: Upper topper tittie flopper stopper
Jockstrap: Lower decker pecker checker

 

10/10