There was a mouse and an elephant and they decided to go for a walk in the jungle together. So they set off walking and talking and were not really paying attention to where they were going, when all of a sudden the elephant fell in a huge pit. "Oh My!" the elephant cried. "What will I do? I can't climb out on my own." "Don't worry" said the mouse. I'll just run back into town and get my Porsche and we will have you out of there in no time at all." So the mouse ran back to town and got his Porsche. When he arrived back at the pit the mouse backed the Porsche up to the edge. The mouse then threw the elephant one end of a chain and secured the other end to his bumper. "Here we go" the mouse yelled to the elephant as he put the Porsche in gear and pulled the elephant out of the hole. "Thank you, thank you so much my friend!" said the elephant. "My pleasure" said the mouse. "Should we continue on our walk?" The elephant agreed, but soon thereafter the mouse tripped and fell into a divot sized hole. "Oh my goodness," said the mouse, "I can't get out!" "No problem." said the elephant, who proceeded to uncork his giant, lumbering dick and stuck his dick into the hole. The mouse ran up the dick and was saved. And the moral of the story is.....scroll down.....











































"You don't need a Porsche if you have a big dick!"

 

That was a great story...

 

Well... that answers a few things about this guy.

 

^^
That he's a mouse?

 

Little cheese eatin sunuvabitch!

 

sidenote: that is a pretty rediculously sick 955 he has there.

 

Was I supposed to laugh after reading the story?

 

959, you meant?

 

Not unless you have a sense of humor. It's an acquired thing.

 

I thought I saw a news blub this summer that he had that car up for auction. It might not be his anymore.