Suddenly, there's this stupendous crash and the elephant falls through a trap door of shrubs into this huge pit. He's in over his head and can't get out. The elephant looks at the mouse and says "You've gotta help me, you've gotta get me out of this pit." The mouse replies "No problem, hang on, I'll go and get my Porsche." The mouse backs his Porsche right up to the edge of the pit, gets out grappling hooks and chains, and throws them into the pit. The elephant wraps them around his front legs and the mouse wraps them around his rear axle (technically, half shafts). Then the mouse floors the Porsche, VRRRROOOOOOMMMMMM! Slowly but surely he pulls the elephant out of the pit and the elephant is saved. The elephant thanks him, the mouse parks his Porsche, and they resume their walk in the woods. Then the mouse stumbles and falls in a little pocket-sized divot, just large enough that he can't get out. The mouse looks at the elephant and says "You've gotta help me, you've gotta get me out of this divot." The elephant replies "No problem," uncorks this giant, lumbering dick, and the mouse runs up the dick and is saved. The moral of the story is.....



















You don't need a Porsche if you have a big dick.