A mouse and an elephant were best friends. One day they decided to go for a walk in the woods together. So they set off walking and talking and were not really paying attention to where they were going, when all of a sudden the elephant stepped through some brush and fell in a gigantic hole with a huge crash "Oh My!" the elephant cried. "What will we do? I can't climb out on my own". "Hang on," said the mouse, I'll just run back into town and get my Porsche and we will have you out of there in no time at all." So the mouse ran back to town and got his porsche. When he arrived back at the hole he backed the porsche up to the edge. The mouse then threw the elephant one end of a chain and secured the other end to his bumper with a grappling hook. "Here we go" the mouse yelled to the elephant as he put the Porsche in gear and pulled the elephant out of the hole. "Thank you, thank you so much my friend!" said the elephant. "My pleasure" said the mouse. "Should we continue on our walk?" The elephant agreed. They continued on when, suddenly the mouse tripped and fell into a pocket sized divgot. "Oh my goodness" the mouse wailed, "what are we going to do now. "No problem" the elephant responded" and he uncorked his enormous dick and put his dick into the hole and the mouse climbed out on it and was saved. And the moral of the story is: You don't need a Porsche if you have a big dick.

 

Weak

 

OR

You may have a big dick, but without a Porsche, you're stuck in a hole.

 

Regardless of dick-size, Porsche is the goodness.

 

vtec9 acts like a big dick......

 

meh, Raptor is rusty after being in the clear air for so long.

 

he pulls mice out of holes?

 

:groan:

 

at least pick a better storyline.