another monty python
"and now we see the violence inherent in the system. help help i'm being repressed!"

 

Make that an Auzie accent

 

My favs:

"Do or do not, there is no try" - Yoda

"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" - Michael Corleone

"Well, make up your mind dude, is he gonna shit, or is he gonna kill us?" - Spicoli

"That was my skull....I'm SO WASTED" - Spicoli

"You DICK" - Spicoli

"You are a wuss: part wimp, and part pussy" - Damone

"There is no spoon" - Neo

"Dodge this" - Trinity

"You don't get to tell me what to do ever again." - Lester Burnam

Lester: "Is this what we smoked last night?"
Ricky Fitts: "This is all I ever smoke"

"I RULE!!!!" - Lester

And finally, one that gives me goosebumps just to read again:

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." - Maximus Decimus Meridius





[Edited by RU2KREDY on 01-29-2001 at 11:50 AM]

 

Pulp Fiction has dozens of lines that are worth writing, however, these are the most memorable. . .

JULES: Royale with Cheese, you know why they call it that?
BRETT: Because of the metric system?
JULES: Check out the big brain on Brett.

_____________________

JULES: I will never forgive your *ss for this s**t. This is some f***d-up repugnant s**t!

VINCENT: Did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits he's wrong, he's immediately forgiven for all wrong-doings?

JULES: Man, get outta my face with that s**t! The motherf****r who said that never had to pick up itty- bitty pieces of skull with his fingers on account of your dumb *ss.

VINCENT: I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse I'll take. And you're crossin' it. I'm a race car and you got me in the red. Redline 7000, that's where you are. Just know, it's f****n' dangerous to be drivin' a race car when it's in the red. It could blow.

JULES: You're gettin' ready to blow? I'm a mushroon cloud-layin' motherf****r! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm "SUPERFLY T.N.T," I'm the "GUNS OF NAVARONE." I'm what Jimmie Walker usta talk about. In fact, what the f*** am I doin' in the back? You're the motherf****r should be on brain detail. We're tradin'. I'm washin' windows and you're pickin' up this n****r's skull.

 

The well known Stook motto
"I just Melvined death" Bill & Ted

 

Close to on topic fom Cheers (TV series).

Cliff to Norm:
"Hey Normie, how you doing?"

Norm to Cliff:
"It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear."

From Cool Hand Luke:

"What we have here is a failure to communicate."

[Edited by Zippy on 01-29-2001 at 01:26 PM]

 

"no way!" -BILL "way!" -Ted

"your so Money and you don't even know it" -Swingers

"you've got this bunny over there just taughting you.. and your standing there the big wolf w/ these razor sharp teeth staring at your claws asking yourself.. how do i kill this bunny" -Swingers

"what's your major malfunction lard a$$" -full metal jacket

"bet your wishing you took that blue pill now aren't you?"
- snake guy in matrix

"Honey, your wasting your talent.. your so beautiful" -Nicolas cage's lil bro in gone in 60seconds taughting the guy in the civic SI right before he pulls away in the porche

sorry don't remember the names.

 

http://www.s2000online.com/forums/showthre...p?threadid=5736

"Badges, we don't need no stinking badges"

Make sure you view the link to understand the quote from Three Amigos(?)

 

Isn't Fast times a great movie!

Stacey - "when a guy has an orgasim, how much comes out?"
Linda (pheobe kates) " a quart or so"

Brad---jerking off in the bath room dreaming about Linda... with the CARS "moving in stereo" song in the background

"Hi bradely, you know how cute I always thought you were"....linda...


"doesn't anyone FXXXing knock anymore" (brad gets caught tossing it. aahahahah)

"you hear about that surfer who pulled a knife on Mr. Hand?"

"there are 3 girls here at ridgemont who have cultivated the Pat Benetar look" ahaha
--------------------------------------------------------
Spicoli wrecking Jefferson's Camaro;

"Man, my brother's gonna shit."

"My dad is a television repair man, he has this ultimate set of tools, I can fix it.

"man my brother's gonna kill us"

"well make up your mind dude...is he going to shit or is he going to kill us"

I could go on and on and on......

[QUOTE]"That was my skull....I'm SO WASTED" - Spicoli

 

"Oh to be blissfully free from the ravages of intelligence"
-Ultimate Evil (from Time Bandits)

[Edited by svann on 01-29-2001 at 06:11 PM]