"If everything goes alright I'm going to be showing her my O! face... OH O OH.." - Office Space

 

"I figure that I do about 15 minutes of actual work each week." - Office Space

Kirk

 

from Austin Powers.

Austin - "there are two things i fear in this world and one of the is nuclear weapons"

Basil - "And the other?"

Austin (lost and confused) - "HUH?"

Basil - "The other thing you fear?"

Austin - "Carnies...circus folk...nomads you know....small hands....smell like cabbage"


Mallrats

Brody - "That kid is back on the escalator!"


Breakfast Club

Bender - "If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy!"


Christmas Vacation

Clark - "Sure can tell it's christmas cause the malls couldn't get any hooter...i mean hotter than they are right now."


These are just to name a few...people tell me i have too much free time on my hands memorizing lines but hey...i like movies.

 

2 Bobs: "Peter, you've been missing a lot of work lately."
Peter: "Well Bobs, I can't say I've been missing it." -Office Space

Speech to 3 employees: "This month we're having a sales contest. First place, a new Cadillac. Second place, a set of steak knives. Third place, your fired!" -GlenGary Glen Ross

"Anybody who says money is the root of all evil, doesn't have any." -Boiler Room

-boka

 

Also

Dave Chappelle in Nutty Professor
"women be shoppin!"

Ford Fairlane
"you're about 5 seconds from the most embarrassing moment of your life"

Breakfast Club
Bender - "who'd your mom marry Mr. Rogers?"
Brian - "no Mr. Johnson"

Dumb and Dumber
Lauren Holly "You can pick me up around 7:45"
Jeff Daniels"Actually i have some things to do better make it quarter to 8"
Holly "Are you serious?"
Daniels "Yeah you're right...better make it 7:45"

 

"i'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."

- bunny lebowski

 

Since it's Masters time:

Carl Spackler: This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion.

Al Czervik: Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though.

Ty Webb: This your place, Carl?
Carl : Yeah, whatta ya think?
Ty : It's really... awful.
Carl : Well, I got a lot of stuff on order. You know... credit trouble.

Judge Smails: Ty, what did you shoot today?
Ty : Oh, Judge, I don't keep score.
Judge : Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers?
Ty : By height.

More Carl....

"The flowing robes, the grace, bald -- striking"

"Big hitter, the Lama"

"So I got that going for me, which is nice."

"Oh, I'd keep playing, I don't think the heavy stuff will be down for quite a while yet"

 

haha, what a great thread...
short and sweet:


" I Live...again"
-no, not Evil Dead- Caleb from the game "Blood"
(it was stolen from Evil Dead)

"Come get some"
-Steven Segal

"Ok, that does it. Screw you guys, I'm going home!"
-Cartman

"laugh while you can monkey boy"
-John Lithgow

"Thank you mister-know-it-all"
-Rocky (the squirrel)_

"Wendy, I'm home"
-Jack

"I love being Angry"
-Ren (and Stimpy)

"Man's got to know his limitations"
-Dirty Harry

best one..see below

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by FURIO G
[B]This one can also be aplicable to the S2000...

From my all time favorite movie, Scarface.

 

Yeah, i agree... this was my favorite part in the movie... its so.... uhh... powerful... hehe