This one can also be aplicable to the S2000...

From my all time favorite movie, Scarface. There are dozens of great quotes from that movie, but for a start:

"Say hello to my little friend!!!"

 

Fun!

how about these:

"Yes, it's true, I am a vegetarian....but I heard...vodka, comes from a potato" Down and Out in Beverly Hills

"Go away or I will taunt you a second time!" (In french accent) Monty Python

Overheard at a party:

"Yea, I think cum kinda tastes like brie...what do you think Stacey?"

"I don't know...I never tasted brie." (said like a diva)

 

All time best line one any stook owner can appreciate:

"Remember what happened to man who got everything he ever asked for? He lived happily ever after." - Wily Wonka

Mark

 

So many great ones

Usual Suspects..."Hand me the keys you f'in C**K sucker!"

And somebody already listed it..."Hail to the King Baby" + "First you wanna kiss me, then you wan't to kill me......Blow!"

And my all time favourite, Not from a movie but the show Frasier. "Her lips said no, but her eyes said read my lips"

 

If you haven't seen Office Space, go rent it tonight... especially if you work as a software engineer

Here's a taste from one of my favorite scenes:

Peter Gibbons: I don't like my job and I don't think I'll go anymore.
Joanna: You're just not gonna go?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Joanna: Won't you get fired?
Peter Gibbons: I don't know. But I really don't like it and, uh, I'm not gonna go.
Joanna: So you're gonna quit?
Peter Gibbons: Uh-uh. Not really. I'm just gonna stop going.
Joanna: When did you decide all that?
Peter Gibbons: About an hour ago.
Joanna: So you're going to get another job?
Peter Gibbons: I don't think I'll like another job.
Joanna: Well what are you going to do about money? Bills?
Peter Gibbons: You know I never really liked paying bills, I don't think I'm going to do that either.

 

From one of my favorite comedies.....

Serpentine Shelley....serpentine The Inlaws

[Edited by charlie on 01-30-2001 at 08:20 PM]

 

Another from Cheers:

Mailman:"soo, Norm, how's the fast lane?
Norm:"Dunno, I'm still trying to find the onramp! Gimme a beer!"

 

Austin Powers II - Spy Who Shags Me!!!

Dr Evil "Why make trillion...when you can make billion..."
Dr Evil "I shall call him...mini me..."
Austin Powers "I travel back to the 60s...recharge my mojo...defeat Dr Evil and be back for tea"

 

Goodfellas.

Joe Pesci's character,

"Ohh, I'm funny now? Funny how? Funny like a clown? I'm here for your personal amusement? So I'm funny ehhh?"

 

"She can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch." Willie Nelson - The Electric Horseman.