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The Empire Strikes Back
Directed by Irvin Kershner
1980
Ultra-Condensed by Keith Reilly

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Luke
I have to go to Dagobah.
Yoda
You have to use the force.
Luke
I have to go to Cloud City.
Darth Vader
You have to go to the dark side.
Luke
No I don't.
Darth Vader
I'm your father.
Luke
No you're not.
Darth Vader
Fine, I'll cut off your hand.




THE END

 

ROFLMAO

Mortal Kombat

Shang Tsung

Back, Back, Forward, Forward + High Punch

Liu Kang

Down, Forward, Back, Back + High Kick

The End

L L

 

I prefer Patton:

Patton FIGHTS brilliantly. Patton gets in TROUBLE with Eisenhower.
Patton FIGHTS brilliantly. Patton gets in TROUBLE with Eisenhower.
Patton FIGHTS brilliantly. Patton gets in TROUBLE with Eisenhower.
Patton FIGHTS brilliantly. Patton gets in TROUBLE with Eisenhower.

 

I liked The Matrix:

Keanu Reeves
Hey everybody, look! Look at me! I'm in a movie that doesn't suck!

Audience
GASP!

Keanu Reeves
Yes, it's true! Not only that, despite my total lack of acting ability, I very nearly didn't suck in this movie!

Audience
(faints)




THE END