My name is Jeff Beck, and I endorse this message.

Actually, I think the whole thing is kinda funny. It's a good thing to kid about, but truly its not your time to take revenge on the whore. This is your buddies day (and much more importantly, his bride to be's big day) don't be the douche that ruins that.

My best friend got married a year ago, he had a bunch of people he wanted in as groomsmen, but his fiance put her foot down on several of his choices because she knew they'd be drunk and idiotic. They were still at the wedding, and drunk, and idiotic, but it wasn't so much a big deal as they were just casual observers. If your friend puts you in his wedding, don't **** him on it.

 

Yeah, it would be fun for us to watch but since we're not invited....

seriously, don't be selfish. This is your friend's day and not yours to "make a scene".

 

I hate his bride to be so I couldn't give two about if it ruins her day. That's too long of a story to even get into.

I've decided to take the pregnant chick and not advertise that it's my baby. She's just going to be my date. I'll let my ex assume.

 

Lmao me too. Pictures of hot preggor.

 

The Upper Decker would still be cheaper. . . just saying. . .

. . . and you know what happens when you assume. . .

 

Lets see. Your A moron, she probably left you cause you try to do stupid shit to mess with people or make them "jealous". This is stuff girls do, or emo teenagers, not men.

You should just come out and say it. My ex is getting gang raped like crazy adn enjoys it. I obviously wasnt satisfying her in the sack. Im embarassed that i havent found another girl thats hotter than her so she can see i can do better and i have moved on, so i want to pretend i banged some chick while we were together cause im even dumber than she thought i was. Am I retarded?

To which we would reply. YES

 

well said

 

Someone else said it already but I'll say it again. Be a real friend to your "best friend" and don't have any other agenda besides making sure the wedding goes smoothly.

It's cool if you want to bring the girl to the wedding. Just conduct yourself with class.

 

Get a really hot female escort. That will make her jealous. Then dump her in a big scene. Act hurt and you can then pick up a hottie at the wedding. You win both ways.

 

The best revenge is to live well. Live your life, not fabricate one you think might cause her some hurt.