So every week, I stop by Walgreens and buy a 1/2 gallon of 2% milk for my coffee. I pretty much only spend Tuesday and Wednesday in the office...and the rest of the week in the field. However, this morning I come to the office to find that someone has been using my milk. The cap had makeup residue too...how fawkin' nasty is that??

The office provides those nasty fawkin' creamers...but I prefer milk.

I guess it's not a big deal since I don't use all the milk anyway...but why do people feel it's "okay" to use what they didn't buy?

 

Because they are inconsiderate of others' property. Next time you see they have something in the fridge, stick your fingers in it or take a bite of it and put it back.

 

One of my co-workers suggested I "add" something to the milk...in the way of salt or sugar (what were YOU thinking).

 

Switch it for one that has expired....like two months ago.

 

i forsee explosive diarhea in your coworks future

 

1) Purchase a resealable bottle of crab juice or something.
2) Pour out (or drink) crab juice
3) Purchase milk and fill bottle with milk
4) Enjoy nobody in the office wanting to steal your crab juice

Make sure to label the bottle though so people don't think there's an anonymous bottle of crab juice in the fridge for months or it might get thrown out. It least if it's labeled people would approach you before taking it upon themselves to trash it.

 

*Use what milk you want to on wednesday.

*Get your hands on some Phenolphthalein.

*Pour with laughter like Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber.

I did this to someone back in high school that liked to drink from my milk. Needless to stay they stopped that shit. God I loved AP Chemistry!

 

Get your own fridge, ya know like the smaller kind some of us had in our dorm rooms?

Community fridge wars lead to lots of sickdays for everyone! YAY!

 

They clean out the fridge here every Friday night...so there's no chance anything will stay long enough to fester.

I feel like a dork because I always write my name on the top lid of the milk bottle...I mean, seriously...it's two fawkin' dollars...but it's the point of stopping at the store, walking in, grabbing it, paying for it, hopping back in the car and delivering it to the fridge.



Some good ideas here...

 

Just write the word "MEDICATED" on the cap instead of your name.

It's generic enough that nobody will want to drink your potentially Valtrex treated milk.