My milk is being stolen...
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From: Basking Ridge, New Jersey
some bright guy makes sandwhich bags with mold patches printed on them, put you sandwhich in them and nobody will touch them...
With the milk tell everyone yo uhave some disease and you need to drop off a urine sample at your docs each day which needs to be kept fresh and cool.
With the milk tell everyone yo uhave some disease and you need to drop off a urine sample at your docs each day which needs to be kept fresh and cool.
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My first year of college I lived in a suite with 16 other fellas. Since i could never stomach beer I had a collection of booze. The booze used to dissapear a sip at a time. Someone (besides me) really liked my Jack and my Southern Comfort. I polished a bottle off one night and put 4 or 5 ounces from a new bottle back in the old with for our 5 ounces of my urine. Sure enough even that disappeared until i wrote on the cap in a fine tip sharpie that someone had been enjoying my piss. I never did find out who it was.
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Originally Posted by airgate,Dec 19 2008, 05:43 AM
So every week, I stop by Walgreens and buy a 1/2 gallon of 2% milk for my coffee. I pretty much only spend Tuesday and Wednesday in the office...and the rest of the week in the field. However, this morning I come to the office to find that someone has been using my milk. The cap had makeup residue too...how fawkin' nasty is that??
The office provides those nasty fawkin' creamers...but I prefer milk.
I guess it's not a big deal since I don't use all the milk anyway...but why do people feel it's "okay" to use what they didn't buy?
The office provides those nasty fawkin' creamers...but I prefer milk.
I guess it's not a big deal since I don't use all the milk anyway...but why do people feel it's "okay" to use what they didn't buy?
i put some on the tops on whole 6 pack ,i thought it was just one person stealing my drinks but it was two ,the swollen lips and the tears gave them up. they never messed with anyone's drinks again
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Originally Posted by Ubetit,Dec 19 2008, 10:22 AM
My first year of college I lived in a suite with 16 other fellas. Since i could never stomach beer I had a collection of booze. The booze used to dissapear a sip at a time. Someone (besides me) really liked my Jack and my Southern Comfort. I polished a bottle off one night and put 4 or 5 ounces from a new bottle back in the old with for our 5 ounces of my urine. Sure enough even that disappeared until i wrote on the cap in a fine tip sharpie that someone had been enjoying my piss. I never did find out who it was.
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From: MAHT-O-MEDI
In high school we used to take the little milk cartons you would get at lunch and put them in our locker for a week. At the time, every guy thought it was cool to wear a jean jacket all day so you would get this old milk, stash it in your jacket and then as you went through the lunch line, sneak it back in.
You could do something similar without going passed the expiration date. Just be sure to let it sit, then pop the top to let some of the fermentation out so the puffy unopened milk bottle gives it away.
You could do something similar without going passed the expiration date. Just be sure to let it sit, then pop the top to let some of the fermentation out so the puffy unopened milk bottle gives it away.
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Originally Posted by MikeyCB,Dec 19 2008, 08:48 AM
Just write the word "MEDICATED" on the cap instead of your name.
It's generic enough that nobody will want to drink your potentially Valtrex treated milk.
It's generic enough that nobody will want to drink your potentially Valtrex treated milk.