add some laxative. whoever doesnt show for work the next day is the culprit

 

dang ... that's nasty ...

you should pour expired milk into that carton next time just to mess with whoever stole your milk

 

and be generous by using the whole bottle or two.

 

I'd never do anything like that...you never know what could happen. Next thing you know, the person suffers from complications, gets deathly ill...or something worse and then I'm the culprit.

I know, I know...some would say, "Fawk 'em, they shouldn't have touched your milk..."

I like the idea of writing "medicated" on the cap. That would certainly keep me away from anything.

 

Try putting a note on the container that you will be happy to share the milk if the person stealign it is willing to share the cost.

 

You can't go overboard.. poisoning is going too far, whether that poison is just going to give someone the straight nasty shits or not.

The medicated idea is good, but you still need to exact some subtle revenge. Just store some milk in your own fridge until its beyond sour and bring it in to work.. it will give whomever a big surprise, but won't send them to the bano or the hospital.

 

or why don't you just do a community pot. everyone pays for coffee and filters and milk or creamer and other various snacks. tell everyone to throw 1 dollar in the funds then everyone won't have to complain about anything.....oohhh first one with the smart idea yup this guy

 

That's what we do at work.. but it's a lot easier just to poison someone.

 

plus more entertaining, and the person may learn their lesson.

 

Spit in your milk and let them keep stealing it. Satisfaction yours.