My Tummy Hurts
I had a big lunch. There's a famous restaurant around here called Spolumbos and they have wicked food (http://www.spolumbos.com/italiandeli/DeliMenu.asp). I had:
2 Spolumbo Specials (Big sandwiches)
1 Panzerotti
1/2 a Pesto Pasta Salad
2 Desert pastries (they called em donuts but there was no hole, THERE WAS NO HOLE!)
That's about 3 times as much food as I'd normallly eat and I feel like a bag of shit. My stomach is sticking out and it's so solid right now that when I had to sneeze a minute ago I go stopped in the middle of it because I couldn't take a deep enough breath before the sneeze to get it out. Moments later I had two tiny, completely unsatisfying sneezes to make up for it.
I'm sooooo full.
So, what did you guys eat?
2 Spolumbo Specials (Big sandwiches)
1 Panzerotti
1/2 a Pesto Pasta Salad
2 Desert pastries (they called em donuts but there was no hole, THERE WAS NO HOLE!)
That's about 3 times as much food as I'd normallly eat and I feel like a bag of shit. My stomach is sticking out and it's so solid right now that when I had to sneeze a minute ago I go stopped in the middle of it because I couldn't take a deep enough breath before the sneeze to get it out. Moments later I had two tiny, completely unsatisfying sneezes to make up for it.
I'm sooooo full.
So, what did you guys eat?
So far I think I won the consumption competition that we didn't know we were having.
My schedule got all messed up because I didn't eat breakfast so I was super hungry around lunch. I'm not eating dinner.
I just went to go poop for a bit, but nuthin doin yet. Guess I'll have to wait this puppy out. If I dive for a ball tonight at beach volleyball and poop my pants I will definitely let you guys know.
On that disgusting note, why is it that some foods make you head to the bathroom immediately after the meal is over, sometimes sooner? I always just figured that the new was pushing out the old but I dunno. It's not like every meal gets the old one out. Why some?????
My schedule got all messed up because I didn't eat breakfast so I was super hungry around lunch. I'm not eating dinner.
I just went to go poop for a bit, but nuthin doin yet. Guess I'll have to wait this puppy out. If I dive for a ball tonight at beach volleyball and poop my pants I will definitely let you guys know.
On that disgusting note, why is it that some foods make you head to the bathroom immediately after the meal is over, sometimes sooner? I always just figured that the new was pushing out the old but I dunno. It's not like every meal gets the old one out. Why some?????
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Originally Posted by GPMike,Jun 19 2008, 03:49 PM
That is going to be digested into a huge turd for your admiration later on. Please weigh yourself before and after you go dropping a deuce and report back the results. lol
I'll try to save it all for one big dookie after I get a little active in volleyball tonight and loosen things up. It's gonna be awesome.








