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Old Jun 19, 2008 | 01:04 PM
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I had a big lunch. There's a famous restaurant around here called Spolumbos and they have wicked food (http://www.spolumbos.com/italiandeli/DeliMenu.asp). I had:

2 Spolumbo Specials (Big sandwiches)
1 Panzerotti
1/2 a Pesto Pasta Salad
2 Desert pastries (they called em donuts but there was no hole, THERE WAS NO HOLE!)

That's about 3 times as much food as I'd normallly eat and I feel like a bag of shit. My stomach is sticking out and it's so solid right now that when I had to sneeze a minute ago I go stopped in the middle of it because I couldn't take a deep enough breath before the sneeze to get it out. Moments later I had two tiny, completely unsatisfying sneezes to make up for it.

I'm sooooo full.

So, what did you guys eat?
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Old Jun 19, 2008 | 01:06 PM
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You fat bastard







EDIT: I had a french dip from Arbys
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Old Jun 19, 2008 | 01:29 PM
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I had half of a 6" R&D's sandwich. (HUGE HUGE sandwiches. if you're ever in the area it's a must stop) Other half is under my desk for later. =D
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Old Jun 19, 2008 | 01:30 PM
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You're lucky you're not dead.
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Old Jun 19, 2008 | 01:42 PM
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[QUOTE=MikeyCB,Jun 19 2008, 04:04 PM] That's about 3 times as much food as I'd normallly eat and I feel like a bag of shit.
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Old Jun 19, 2008 | 01:49 PM
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[QUOTE=MikeyCB,Jun 19 2008, 04:04 PM] I had a big lunch.
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Old Jun 19, 2008 | 01:53 PM
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So far I think I won the consumption competition that we didn't know we were having.

My schedule got all messed up because I didn't eat breakfast so I was super hungry around lunch. I'm not eating dinner.

I just went to go poop for a bit, but nuthin doin yet. Guess I'll have to wait this puppy out. If I dive for a ball tonight at beach volleyball and poop my pants I will definitely let you guys know.


On that disgusting note, why is it that some foods make you head to the bathroom immediately after the meal is over, sometimes sooner? I always just figured that the new was pushing out the old but I dunno. It's not like every meal gets the old one out. Why some?????
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Old Jun 19, 2008 | 01:53 PM
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Well on your way to obesity
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Old Jun 19, 2008 | 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by GPMike,Jun 19 2008, 03:49 PM
That is going to be digested into a huge turd for your admiration later on. Please weigh yourself before and after you go dropping a deuce and report back the results. lol
I'm on it

I'll try to save it all for one big dookie after I get a little active in volleyball tonight and loosen things up. It's gonna be awesome.
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Old Jun 19, 2008 | 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by MikeyCB,Jun 19 2008, 04:53 PM
If I dive for a ball tonight at beach volleyball and poop my pants I will definitely let you guys know.

Depends or you might have a shitty game.
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