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Old Oct 21, 2003 | 10:00 AM
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LostWaffel,

1) This is such a broad question that I would need to know from what stand point you are asking this question from? Are you unhappy with life? Are you just asking just to ask? Are you asking what purpose do we serve here? A little back ground on what it is that you are really asking for would help me to give you a better answer.

2) I am not sure if this is meant to be a trick question, but here are three. Chef, Professional Football player and Book Writer.

3) Ah
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Old Oct 21, 2003 | 10:41 AM
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If a monkey eats a coconut, and there's a dead hooker in the trunk of my s2000, and I put a wing on my car the size of the presidential dining table, does that affect normal trade relations between china and the U.S.?
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Old Oct 21, 2003 | 11:45 AM
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Hi Monk,

Why does time fly when your having fun?
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Old Oct 21, 2003 | 12:00 PM
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Originally posted by The Unabageler
If a monkey eats a coconut, and there's a dead hooker in the trunk of my s2000, and I put a wing on my car the size of the presidential dining table, does that affect normal trade relations between china and the U.S.?
One can not determine the answer to this without knowing the height of the dining-table sized wing and the cup size of the dead hooker.

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Old Oct 21, 2003 | 12:02 PM
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Thunderchicken and Marks2002,

First lets take a look at how it was that prostitution came to be. Studies have found that the founders of prostitution were generally illiterate, poor and from broken families, the used women usually in their late teens and early twenties. Economic poverty, societal disgrace, and lack of education were also causes of girls turning towards prostitution. They found this source of income an easy way to support themselves.

Most prostitutes today are regulated due to they work in a brothel, which in turn is regulated by state. Which always have each women clinically tested for STD
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Old Oct 21, 2003 | 12:39 PM
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The Unabageler,

No, the monkey eating the coconut nor the dead hooker in the trunk, not even the wing on your car affects the trade relations between the U.S.A and China
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Old Oct 21, 2003 | 12:41 PM
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phew! I was worried for a bit I might have some influence over international policy. Thanks Drunken Monk!
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Old Oct 21, 2003 | 12:52 PM
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Ironwedge,

Why does time fly when you are having fun? Well this is an easy one my friend
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Old Oct 21, 2003 | 12:59 PM
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Monk,
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would???
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Old Oct 21, 2003 | 01:13 PM
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If a monkey eats a coconut, and there's a dead hooker in the trunk of my s2000, and I put a wing on my car the size of the presidential dining table, does that affect normal trade relations between china and the U.S.?


[QUOTE]So call pest control for the monkey, take the hooker out to the middle of the desert and for Gods sakes take the wing off
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