Why do they call it "The Clap"?

 

What do you do when people hold your future in their hands, but will not call you back and you have already tried calling them and sending them PM's??? *Sigh*

Ryan

 

Scary situation! I dunno, ask the Monk!

 

Hey Monk !
Why did the S2000 cross the road?

 

Mr Monk,

What is that blue stuff that barbers soak their combs in?

 

OverBooster,

Well old friend, you should ask yourself how it was that you got into this situation. If you feel that others have "grasped" your future why not find a way to go around the problem? As sure as the sun will rise, there has to be others who can help achive your goals.

- The Monk

 

DaveZ,

Good question, that odd smelling blue stuff is actually U.S. EPA registered hospital grade disinfectant that can be used on all salon tools, which is required by the state board for all licenced barber shops and hair salons to use for clensing their combs and salon tools.
A stateboard required disinfectant will kill the following:

HIV-1 ( the AIDS Virus )
Fungus
Pseudomonas, staph and salmonella
Disinfects shears, combs, brushes and salon surfaces
Safe for stainless steel, plastics and all surfaces.
Will not stain skin or surfaces

So the next time you dont see that strange blue stuff maybe you should rethink where you are getting your hair cut.

 

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

 

The chicken.

The Forgetable Monk.

 

Drunken Monk-
This one has been puzzling people for ages.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Blondes or Brunettes?
Beer or wine?
Size, does it matter?