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Old Oct 21, 2003 | 07:54 PM
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If two trains leave chicago at the same time, what the hell were you doing in chicago?
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Old Oct 21, 2003 | 09:09 PM
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Hey Monk, what does that little plastic ball inside of guiness stout beer do? And how does it do it?

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Old Oct 22, 2003 | 05:32 AM
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EvoVII,

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? A question that has started many O
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Old Oct 22, 2003 | 06:04 AM
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OverBooster,
Hey Monk, what does that little plastic ball inside of Guiness stout beer do? And how does it do it?
Yum, the little white ball inside of Guiness. The arguments, of
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Old Oct 22, 2003 | 09:09 AM
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Are you using Google search or do you really know all this stuff?
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Old Oct 22, 2003 | 09:31 AM
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Hi Monk, a few questions.

1. How often are you drunk? Do you get drunk before answering these questions? What is your choice alcohol?

2. Why are you a monk? Did you attend a monastery?

3. Why do they call it "the birds and the bees."
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Old Oct 22, 2003 | 09:57 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Drunken_Monk
OverBooster,
Hey Monk, what does that little plastic ball inside of Guiness stout beer do? And how does it do it?
Yum, the little white ball inside of Guiness. The arguments, of
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Old Oct 22, 2003 | 10:02 AM
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Sometimes after swearing, you will hear someone tell you to "Mind your P's and Q's"
What do P's and Q's stand for?
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Old Oct 22, 2003 | 10:05 AM
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Mr. Monk..? just one question:

Whats weighs more?
A pound of feathers or a pound of rocks...?
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Old Oct 22, 2003 | 11:57 AM
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EvoVII,

I am... The Monk, chalk full of good types of answers and information!

Please feel free to ask away about anything, from nothing at all to your relationship problems. I (The Monk) will answer to the best of my knowledge. If you need advice but are a little sheepish about posting it please e-mail to
Ask_TheMonk@yahoo.com
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