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Old Oct 22, 2003 | 12:29 PM
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OC S2K,

Hi Monk, a few questions.

1. How often are you drunk? Do you get drunk before answering these questions? What is your choice alcohol?

2. Why are you a monk? Did you attend a monastery?

3. Why do they call it "the birds and the bees."

Well if you asked me this a few months ago I would have answered about 3 to 4x a week. Now a days The Monk is only drunk 1 to 2 times a week. However I try to have a drink when ever I can get one . The Monks main alcohol is Tequila. Recent favs. are 7and7
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Old Oct 22, 2003 | 12:38 PM
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Monkei,
Sometimes after swearing, you will hear someone tell you to "Mind your P's and Q's"
What do P's and Q's stand for?

Way back in the days of old pubs
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Old Oct 22, 2003 | 12:41 PM
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WhitesS2000,

They weigh the same...
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Old Oct 22, 2003 | 01:14 PM
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whats the difference between crack and coccaine, and whats methamphetamine?
saw cops last night and i was
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Old Oct 22, 2003 | 01:20 PM
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Now say if a time machine were to be invented in the future..Just saying if one were to be made, then people could stop all the diasters that happened example (Twin Towers). Why is it that, that did happen, what if back in the early 90's that when Bid Laden's attemped to take down the towers by placing a bomb in the basement garage. Eventhough that plan failed and the Twin Towers were still arise, what if someone in the future had something to do with that day. That the towers were to go down that day, but were prevented because something aweful might follow after that day which cause the future to go back in time and change it. But instead they were meant to go down on 9/11. What if things were suppose to happen for something good to come out of it, but a great tragedy has to be followed with it. How do we know the world was supposed to end 5 years ago, but it was prevented? Do you think this crazy theory is true?
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Old Oct 22, 2003 | 02:21 PM
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Originally posted by EvoVII
Are you using Google search or do you really know all this stuff?
Blasphemy!!!! How dare you!!!!!
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Old Oct 22, 2003 | 05:46 PM
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hahhaha
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Old Oct 22, 2003 | 05:49 PM
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You shall be hung for that Adrian!


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Old Oct 22, 2003 | 08:51 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Xierro
Now say if a time machine were to be invented in the future..Just saying if one were to be made, then people could stop all the diasters that happened example (Twin Towers).
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Old Oct 22, 2003 | 08:55 PM
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I know, I do
It's a complicated thing to explain
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