My son apparently has an overbite, so they stuck his monster amount of metal in his mouth that he has to wear for about a year.

I know other kids will make fun of it (I am sure I would have at his age), so I need a good come back for him to say that will be funny and end the joking.

just something semi funny.....

I told him to say like a robot "I AM THE TERMINATOR".... he didn't like that.... "my parents had an extra $5k to blow and figured my jaw would be a good place".

The kids today are too young to know who the 6 million dollar man is..... so that is out.

help a brotha out.

 

"Yo check out my grillz"

 

 

"At least my family can afford braces, what did they do in your case? take you horse stable and have you kicked in the face?"

"You're so ugly your dentist does his work by mail, at least mine gives me the time of day."

"Oh I get it, your parents taught you to over-compensate for your shortcomings by pointing out and making fun of others - how clever!"

 

Theyz plaTnium yoE!!!!

 

I had this done so we could have fun setting off security alarms...


Goes with the SS wire in my chest that I have holding my ribcage together.

 

"They're to keep me from biting people like you"

"I busted up my teeth on my brand new $8000 racing dirtbike"

"I beat up my jaw helping my dad renovate his 21st house"

 

I know he didn't beat his jaw/face up, but you could always pass it off as something like that. It's more manly.

 

Stone and chip protectors when I'm off roading with my bike.

 

"My dick is bigger than yours"