New Investment Strategy
04-18-2011, 06:15 AM
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New Investment Strategy
New Investment Planning Stategy
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.
04-18-2011, 09:05 AM
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I don't get it, how do we get $214 in recycling? Can you go through the math? Also, don't stores add a surcharge of recycling fee thus neutralizing the recycling advantage?
04-19-2011, 09:31 AM
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He doesn't know. He's part way through his beer investement....
04-19-2011, 12:45 PM
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It's supposed to be a joke.
Not a very good one it seems.
Maybe you have to ship the empty cans to Michigan. Don't they still have ten cent deposits?
You just need a half empty mail truck to make the numbers work.
Not a very good one it seems.
Maybe you have to ship the empty cans to Michigan. Don't they still have ten cent deposits?
You just need a half empty mail truck to make the numbers work.
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