"Wherever you go, there you are." -???

"She was woman." -my gf.

 

 

That's my favorite line from "Buckaroo Bonzi"

 

"Dont spit at the wind, as it might hit u in the face."
Fled (1996)

 

I had a teacher who actually said this...

"Oh sure, your all just spotless blemishes"

we were shooting spitballs, and when he asked who did it (one hit him, so obviously we were in fact doing it) no one responded.

 

"I, like, can't , like, stand, like, stupid people???????" - uttered by a very hot young idiot I went on a date with.


only to be outdone by



"Who am I going to vote for? Who is President right now?" - an even hotter, but bigger idiot that I dated.

 

When I worked at my church as a receptionist answering calls about the Christmas service: "What time is the midnight service?" It really was midnight...

 

Overheard from a tourist asking a cruise worker a question in the middle of the ocean: "what elevation are we at?"

 

I have long, thick, bushy hair, almost afro-like for a white guy.
I have chest hair. A lot of it.
On this particular day, I had about a 5 day beard.

I was working at a record store in Hillcrest (the gay neighborhood) in San Diego. I'm straight and married, but Hillcrest rocks and I really enjoyed working there.

It was many years ago, so my shirt was open at the neck as was the fashion then. My chest hair was visible.

A flamer comes in (I mean no disrespect. He was a flamer and he would be the first to say it.)

"I like your hair. You're a really hairy guy."


I was young and naive then. I didn't know there is a whole gay subculture that's into hairy guys. I just said "thanks" and rang up his purchase.

-geekd