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Originally Posted by imitenotbecrazy,Dec 1 2009, 06:24 PM
Im not sure if there is one as I dont really frequent the off topic forum much but I thought it would be fun. Try to keep it pg-13ish
heres mine for the day
EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH
A young guy from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big everything-under-one-roof department store looking for a job.. The Manager says, 'Do you have any sales experience?'
The kid says 'Yeah. I was a salesman back in Minnesota ..'
Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. 'You start
tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did.'
His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it.
After the store was locked up, the boss came down. 'How
many customers bought something from you today?'
The kid says, 'One.'
The boss says, 'Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30
customers a day. How much was the sale for?'
The kid says, '$101,237.65.'
The boss says, '$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?'
The kid says, 'First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold
him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold
him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he
said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we
went down to the boat department, and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft.
Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition.'
The boss said 'A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?'
The kid said 'No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his
wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing'
heres mine for the day
EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH
A young guy from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big everything-under-one-roof department store looking for a job.. The Manager says, 'Do you have any sales experience?'
The kid says 'Yeah. I was a salesman back in Minnesota ..'
Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. 'You start
tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did.'
His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it.
After the store was locked up, the boss came down. 'How
many customers bought something from you today?'
The kid says, 'One.'
The boss says, 'Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30
customers a day. How much was the sale for?'
The kid says, '$101,237.65.'
The boss says, '$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?'
The kid says, 'First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold
him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold
him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he
said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we
went down to the boat department, and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft.
Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition.'
The boss said 'A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?'
The kid said 'No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his
wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing'
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From: Cincinnati, OH
Originally Posted by imitenotbecrazy,Dec 2 2009, 12:16 PM
sorry didnt know you were the joke god. lock er up then
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From: La Crescenta, CA
Originally Posted by thebig33tuna,Dec 2 2009, 09:27 AM
jokes can be posted in any thread people want to post jokes in, and they don't have to be raptor jokes... we can all live and joke together in harmony...
