An Old Joke I Found In My Hard Drive...
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From: La La Land
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry.
He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of
$5,000 and then watches to see what she will do with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon,
gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and
dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done
this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new
set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some
expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that
she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several
times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the
remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save
for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the
man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done
with the money he'd given her. Then, he married the one with the
biggest breasts. Men are like that, you know.
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From: Alpharetta
i've got a joke my boyfriend just shared with me...
A mexican was walking down the road one day, and found a bottle with a cork in it. He was kicking it around while he was walking, the cork fell out and out came a gene. The gene says, "I will grant you any one wish you want." The man says, "I wish that I can pee tequila."
When the man gets home, he grabs a cup and pees in it. The man thinks, "hmm...it looks like tequila." Then he smells like, "hmm...smells like tequila." Then he tastes it, "it IS tequila." So he grabs another glass and pees in it for his wife.
This goes on for several days. But one night, the man comes home and pees in only one glass. His wife sees this and says, "Where's my cup?" The man says, "Honey, you'll be drinking from the bottle night."
Haha...hope y'all enjoyed this little joke as much as i did!
A mexican was walking down the road one day, and found a bottle with a cork in it. He was kicking it around while he was walking, the cork fell out and out came a gene. The gene says, "I will grant you any one wish you want." The man says, "I wish that I can pee tequila."
When the man gets home, he grabs a cup and pees in it. The man thinks, "hmm...it looks like tequila." Then he smells like, "hmm...smells like tequila." Then he tastes it, "it IS tequila." So he grabs another glass and pees in it for his wife.
This goes on for several days. But one night, the man comes home and pees in only one glass. His wife sees this and says, "Where's my cup?" The man says, "Honey, you'll be drinking from the bottle night."
Haha...hope y'all enjoyed this little joke as much as i did!
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