One for the ladies
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I'm an equal opportunity joker, so...
A couple is driving along a country road. They're not speaking to each other because they've been arguing all day. As they round a bend, they both see a barnyard filled with muddy pigs.
The man smirks and asks his wife sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" The woman smiles back and answers, "Yep. In-laws."
After a night of boozing it up with his buddies, a man comes home very late to find his wife angrily holding a broom in her hands, appearing ready to hit him.
The man takes a deep breath and asks, "Are you still cleaning or were you flying somewhere?"
A couple is driving along a country road. They're not speaking to each other because they've been arguing all day. As they round a bend, they both see a barnyard filled with muddy pigs.
The man smirks and asks his wife sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" The woman smiles back and answers, "Yep. In-laws."
After a night of boozing it up with his buddies, a man comes home very late to find his wife angrily holding a broom in her hands, appearing ready to hit him.
The man takes a deep breath and asks, "Are you still cleaning or were you flying somewhere?"
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