LOL....

 

Good ones!

 

What a stitch!

 

lol funny......cycle

 

You mean there's two of us....Wow.

 

Yeah, I thought I was the only one...

 

14 things PMS stands for:

- Pass my shotgun
- Psychotic mood shift
- Perpetual munching spree
- Puffy mid-section
- People make me sick
- Provide me with sweets
- Pardon my sobbing
- Pimples may surface
- pass my sweatpants
- Pissy mood syndrome
- Plainly, men suck
- Pack my stuff
- Permanent menstrual syndrome

PMS Hormone Hostage Guide:

DANGEROUS; What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's $50.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdue it today.
SAFEST: You look lovely in that robe.

 

Bwahahahhaa......Raptor, u are a genious for choosing yo words for woman....I need to work on that before I can ever get a chick. LOL


DaRKCrow
"DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's $50. "

 

A blonde drove her new car through a hailstorm in the Midwest -- golf ball-sized hail. Her car is covered with dents. She took it to a body shop and the body shop manager decided to have some fun with her. "You want to save some money? Go home, park your car, let it sit for two hours to cool off. then blow into the exhaust pipe for as long and as hard as you can. The dents will all pop out -- just like magic." Here she is, sitting in the street, blowing into her exhaust pipe for all she's worth, face red as a beet. Her best friend, also a blonde, drives by. Blonde #2: "What are you doing?" Blonde #1 tells her. Blonde #2: "Well, you dummy, you have to roll the windows up first!"

 

There is a swim across the lake event. A blonde claims shes a good swimmer so she joined. She ask the judge which style is the best or fastest get her to the other side. The judge told her its breat stroke. Soon as the wissle goes off everyone went at it. 2 hours later, everyone reached shore and still didnt see the good swimmer blondie. so everyone worried. Finally she made it after awhile.....the judge walk up to her and ask: what happened? what took you so long with breast stroke? She complained: All of them use their arm even you told them its breast stroke.!!! >_<


DaRKCrow
"I like breast stroke........or the other way around?!"