Pick Up Lines!
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honest question. Have you ever had an orgasm?
her response:
No. your response: you want one?
yes. your response: want another one?
if that doesn't work tell her you f**k good and see where it goes from there
see directly to the point, plus women like honesty
her response:
No. your response: you want one?
yes. your response: want another one?
if that doesn't work tell her you f**k good and see where it goes from there
see directly to the point, plus women like honesty
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From: Brooklyn New york
Originally Posted by kvn,Jun 29 2003, 02:44 PM
LordVagabond (siddle up to a woman at the bar)
You: Hi there. (look at watch, and when girl looks at you, you look back) My watch is telepathic, it's telling me you're not wearing any panties
Her: But I am
You: (smack watch) damn thing is an hour fast
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
the classics..
girl ur legs must be tired cuz uv been running thru my mind all day
or
is ur name campbells?.. cuz ur mmmhmm good
You: Hi there. (look at watch, and when girl looks at you, you look back) My watch is telepathic, it's telling me you're not wearing any panties
Her: But I am
You: (smack watch) damn thing is an hour fast
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
the classics..
girl ur legs must be tired cuz uv been running thru my mind all day
or
is ur name campbells?.. cuz ur mmmhmm good
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From: Moore, OK
"Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my friends?"
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"See my friend over there?"
"Yeah"
"He wants to know if you think I'm cute"
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"Do you mind if I hang out here while its safe back where I farted?"
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"I know I'm not Jesus, but I'm still pretty good"
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"Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?"
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"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
"Excuse me?"
"I was hoping you'd say unfertilized"
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Is your dad a thief? Because thats totally my S2000 that you parked outside
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd be your sister and I together.
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"See my friend over there?"
"Yeah"
"He wants to know if you think I'm cute"
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"Do you mind if I hang out here while its safe back where I farted?"
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"I know I'm not Jesus, but I'm still pretty good"
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"Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?"
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"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
"Excuse me?"
"I was hoping you'd say unfertilized"
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Is your dad a thief? Because thats totally my S2000 that you parked outside
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd be your sister and I together.
