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Old Apr 13, 2009 | 10:37 PM
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Are those pants from outter space? Cause that ass is out of this world!

haha they are corny as hell but they work a lot of the time. Especially if you're bold and just come out and say what you want. Girls will either laugh and think you're funny or possibly say yea lets fawk or whatever.

A lot of girls go to bars/clubs for the same reasons guys go..
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Old Jun 19, 2009 | 07:59 AM
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Originally Posted by martin j,Apr 10 2009, 10:22 AM
Pick a biggish lass and try,....... "You don't don't sweat much for a fat bird, I can change that though."
That is hilarious!




I posted in this thread, almost exactly SIX YEARS ago! Why is it not closed yet? Pick up your game fellas. As you can probably tell, i've matured 0 over the course of that time.
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Old Jun 19, 2009 | 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted by martin j,Apr 10 2009, 01:22 PM
Pick a biggish lass and try,....... "You don't don't sweat much for a fat bird, I can change that though."
OMFG
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Old Jun 20, 2009 | 02:40 AM
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Lost my number.. Can I have yours
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Old Jun 20, 2009 | 07:14 AM
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Originally Posted by THEOLDMAN,Jun 29 2003, 09:37 PM
Worked good in the late 60's and though the 70's to early eighties. Also the crowd I hung out with, made a difference too.
Try it at any Dead shows?
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Old Jun 20, 2009 | 07:36 AM
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Will work for sex.
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Old Jun 20, 2009 | 10:45 AM
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Nice shoes, wanna f....
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Old Jun 20, 2009 | 02:51 PM
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"Your clothes look better on my bedroom floor"
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Old Jun 21, 2009 | 10:26 PM
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my magical watch says your not wearing any panties... oh you are?? must be an hour fast.

what does a polar bear do when it falls down? breaks the ice.

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Old Jun 21, 2009 | 10:29 PM
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So corny! If I were a girl and someone said these lines to me, I'd bitch-slap him.
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