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Old Jun 22, 2009 | 07:40 AM
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For college kids:

How about I be your math tutor tonight.... We can add a bed, subtract your clothes, devide your legs, and multiply
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Old Jun 22, 2009 | 07:59 AM
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Originally Posted by veilside_s2k,Jun 22 2009, 01:26 AM
my magical watch says your not wearing any panties... oh you are?? must be an hour fast.

what does a polar bear do when it falls down? breaks the ice.
Now that is great!
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Old Jun 22, 2009 | 08:49 AM
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"If we were both squirrels.... would you let me bust a nut in your hole?"
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Old Jun 22, 2009 | 09:10 PM
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i got game like milton bradley
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Old Jun 22, 2009 | 09:15 PM
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Old Oct 27, 2009 | 08:56 AM
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we need to bring this back

Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?
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Old Oct 27, 2009 | 08:57 AM
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Originally Posted by zacs2K,Oct 27 2009, 12:56 PM
we need to bring this back
That's a horrible pick up line!









Does it work?
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Old Oct 27, 2009 | 08:59 AM
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"Ay Girl, Wanna be in a video?"



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Old Oct 27, 2009 | 10:10 AM
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Old Oct 27, 2009 | 10:11 AM
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btw i like those dos equis commercials, that man looks good
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