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Old 06-30-2003 | 10:58 PM
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the wanna **** one works in some settings...usually at party or somethin I will know whos feeling me bout 15 minutes into it...so go talk to them and just like, wanna go have sex, , screw, etc, the setting/type of person/how they talk dictates what you say...

but then again there is something to be said about not sleeping with ho's


which brings me to the next best pickup line:

Nice shoes, wanna ****?
Old 06-30-2003 | 11:15 PM
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Originally posted by LordVagabond
(siddle up to a woman at the bar)

You: Hi there. (look at watch, and when girl looks at you, you look back) My watch is telepathic, it's telling me you're not wearing any panties

Her: But I am

You: (smack watch) damn thing is an hour fast
Never heard that one before.
Old 07-01-2003 | 12:10 AM
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I want to climb your mountains and walk through your bushes.
Old 07-01-2003 | 05:05 AM
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A few from Johnny Bravo (my alter ego, hehe. my gf calls me JB)


"You smell kinda pretty--wanna smell me?"

Well baby what's it like looking at the man of you're dreams?

You foxy momma's look like you need a bedtime story ....how about you ladies come back to my place and I'll read you Bravo and the 3 babes. (slap) (slap) (slap)
Old 07-01-2003 | 10:58 AM
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Are u from Tennessee, cause your the only ten i see
Old 07-01-2003 | 11:00 AM
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Are your parents retarded, cause you sure are special
Old 07-01-2003 | 03:09 PM
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Heres one thats a 50% chance of either working or blowing up in your face.
"Hey do you ...uh...give head to strangers??"
"NO"
"Oh....(sigh)...(cheer up)......Well then allow me to introduce myself."
Old 07-01-2003 | 06:46 PM
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NICE!
Old 07-01-2003 | 09:13 PM
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Its worked before! May the force be with you daring gentlemen.
Old 07-01-2003 | 11:48 PM
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a spin on the one above that has worked...

"do you want head from me?"
"you know you want to get head tonight."
etc etc any variation



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