you might have a point there

 

"I find that the most erotic part of a woman is her boobies."

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"

-Zap Brannigan

 

I'm good at math. U I=69

Let's make like a fabric softener and Snuggle

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?


Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? (NO!) Damn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.

 

Fawk me if I'm wrong but don't you wanna kiss me?

 

Don't think i have ever used a chat up line... love the watch one though! and especially the pizza one!! that i have to try!! lol

 

oldies but goodies:

lets do math, add the bed, subtract the clothes, and hope we done multiply

that dress is very becoming on you, of course, if i were on you i'd be cumming too.

 

"Nice boobs, wanta fk"

Women like boldness

 

LMAO....those are great...i'll have to try those

 

Go to fast food burger place and approach girl


"you like the meat between the buns ey?"

 

"Excuse me ma'am, does this rag smell like chloroform?"